Ozzyphim

any pronouns || full-time queer disaster || 🐌

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[frowny-clowny]

I WANT TO FUCKING LIVE HERE!!!

[homunculus-argument]

Randomly remembering how it's actually kind of funny how as far as my family was concerned, it was "nobody cares about how you look" when I was the one who didn't like the way I looked, but "you can't go outside looking like that, people will judge us all" when my family were the ones who didn't like the way I looked.

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[vigilskept]

really i think the most insidious part of white supremacy is the way it will convince white people everything is actually About Them. being called out isn’t about you. poc expressing frustration at your behaviour isn’t about you. it’s about how you are affecting others. step one is literally just de-centre yourself from the conversation. anyone who’s not white has already had to learn this lesson the hard way and it gets tiring waiting for the rest of you to catch up

[ruekastitch]

Black Miku

[copepods]

playing mostly indie games really spoils u in some ways. what do you mean tomodachi life costs 60 american dollars. resident evil 9 is 70 dollars for 18 hours of gameplay? that's like 25% of silksong for 350% of the price. how do people live like this

[striatoncitytoilet]

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

[this-is-trans-joy]

shoutout to black trans people!!!

black trans men don’t ever cut your hair just because someone said you need to to ‘pass’

black trans women dont ever let racists make you believe you aren’t feminine enough just because you’re black

black enbys dont ever be discouraged by the fact that most androgynous rep is skinny white/east asian people. you are valid and gorgeous

This is trans joy!!!

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[translatingpostsintonynorsk]

slimanton

hei folkens eg steikjer nokre arme riddar-pinnar i omnen. Eg tar meg ein kjapp lur vekk meg opp om 5 minutt så eg kan venda på dei

guddramm-deaktivert20180109

Randy det har gått 5 minutt vend på pinnane dine

slimanton

snnnnrrrrr

guddramm-deaktivert20180109

PINNANE DINE RANDY

[the-haiku-bot]

Randy det har gått

5 minutt vend på pinnane

dineslimanton

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[blackinperiodfilms]

Creole Women of Color by Édouard Marquis c.1867

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[verminthrope]

what bug* is sexiest

True bug

Wasp

Ant

Praying mantis

Cockroach

Butterfly

Moth

Beetle

Centipede

Spider

A different arthropod (elaborate)...

A different creature that isnt an arthropod (elaborate)...

Voting ended onJun 8

(* extremely loose definition of bug to mean just about any creepy crawly.)

i have opinions on the hypothetical sexiness of bugs and i want to see if other people do, too. opinions from all walks of life are encouraged.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[aetherograph]

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[cholvoq]

I feel like early in their friendship Rocky would be curious about Grace’s glasses (ft. Grace’s inability to wear them correctly)