hambre, miedo, frío, alondrita... @p-eleles - Tumblr Blog

it's an old song, it's an old tale from way back when —

— it's an old song, and we're gonna sing it again and again

I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

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transdicegoblin

We smoking that Throne kush, tripping so hard I see the Shape in a puddle of piss. My ex coming back from the dead, tell her she's a sin against heaven and then fuck her through the mattress. The Worm in my bed tells me to give up, they forgot who I am. I will not forget. Aaah! The Worm!

Bearer of the word HIM, laid demiurges in the sack with my ten-inch blade. Got vaginoplasty, now I wield the Maybe Strap. I fucked them through the codpiece of God, the lock was irresolute. Pussy so stank the Glitter God backs up but I dive right in. Fucker tried to make me his envoy so I lit my pipe off Flame and called him a bitch. This shit ain't nothing to me man.

Even the Witch in Glass never heard of the strain, we smoking the world-soul. Light that shit with the chaotic black flame, I love how the devils squirm in my tummy. Flushed them down, now the sewer speaks Universal Metaconstant.

My soul is gone, the devils took it in the divorce. Can't use my Atum to light a fucking cigarette. Still walking, still talking, still putting motherfuckers in the dirt in defiance of the spirit sciences. You think I can't fight back? I'll kill you! I'll watch the Wheel turn beneath me until you recur and kill you twice!

I'm moving like Aesma, I'm too powerful to give a shit. YISUN thinks I'm pretty, call me God's perfect idiot. I take in the wisdom of a million masters and I'm still illiterate. Pump the brakes, fucker, your empires quake as I smoke my last blunt. Gotta do a grocery run, leave worlds burning in my wake. Call me the Wheel Fucking Lord because the Shape got curves. Saw the multiverse laid out before me and lord but that pussy stank, I need more.

Got an angel friend, convinced her to transition so we can fuck fleshy style. Focused my horniness to a single point, call that Ki Fuckya. Came so hard I gave Jagganoth post-nut clarity just by standing in the same room. Rattled him so bad he had to take a nap, saved the universe for 2 hours. Spent it smoking a cigarette and eating hot pot. Shit ain't nothing to me man.

#reblog #k6bd #'bearer of the word HIM' op #op pleASE

mokitou

mb I never posted this one here lol

#little goody two shoes #elise liedl #lebkuchen #lesblise

purblepenzart

I think they might like each other ●°♡

#doth mother know queue weareth her drapes?#bbc merlin #morgana pendragon #gwen #morgwen

hsm2

Gwen in Merlin Season 4 Episode 9

#doth mother know queue weareth her drapes?#bbc merlin #gwen #shoutout to the casting director who locked in and cast angel coulby #for the most beautiful queen of legend

dreamwatch

How am I only just learning this!?

livingmeatloaf

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westiec

Wait

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

mysteryteacup

helpful info for those who need it

shrinkthisviolet

Explanation of what this does for anyone confused!

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twistedshipper

It is said that there he was healed; and that he lives on still, lying in a deep sleep, waiting for the bell to ring from the mountain and the mighty sword to be drawn. And that, when it happens, Arthur will surely awaken and come back to rule again, for he is the Once and Future King.

-Rosalind Kerven, Arthurian Legends

#reblog #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #morgana pendragon #arthur x morgana #my bad y'all they simply served

rosemary-lungs

Yayyyyyyy

Start of rarepair summer!

#reblog #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #kalim al asim #leokali #RRRAAAAaaAAAaaaAAAA leokali fanart on main

lottiescutecult

#reblog #twisted wonderland #kalim al asim

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

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mikaeled

An animal that has tasted human flesh isn’t safe. If he likes it, he’ll bite again. Raw (2016)

#reblog #raw 2016

basedjamil

if it helps to get your head around why it's weird to take the scalding sands -- a country whose worst canonical institutional problems are things like keeping cetaceans in captivity, having a monarchy, having billionaires, and having cops, all of which seem to also be true about multiple other countries in the setting -- and assume casually that its citizens live under an oppressive caste system and can be beheaded for minor crimes, here are some ideas about other twst countries that would be basically equivalent:

they have public hangings in the kingdom of roses

as a half-human in briar valley sebek could be killed for the slightest impropriety towards malleus but he's been brainwashed to think that's ok

if idia hadn't overblotted and the lads didn't have to break out to fight him they actually would have been detained by styx indefinitely and everyone outside the island would have been made to forget they ever existed at all

cannibalism is normal for hyenas and ruggie has eaten people

witch hunting still happens in rural areas of the shaftlands; epel's magic is only tolerated in his hometown because he helps with the apple harvest but he could be burned at the stake any time if something goes wrong

noble bell college is whites-only

and i don't mean as a one-off edgy headcanon, right. imagine if any of those things was just accepted as fact by huge swathes of the fandom and any time you read a fanfic there was, at a conservative estimate, like a 50-50 chance that it would talk about Ace attending a hanging with his family when he was a kid like this was something we all agreed was true about the setting of this game. like you couldn't go read fic about ruggie without more than half of it mentioning he eats people. and if you said you didn't think the game implied any of that then people got mad at you for not taking it seriously enough

#reblog #twisted wonderland

friendlyfrankenstein

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.