[noamchimpsky]

anyone else having a…hmm. what’s the word? Really Shit Time? 

[zenpencils]

ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech

[quasi-normalcy]

This is…unpleasantly close to home

[sansas]

Sophie Turner on The Late Late Show With James Corden on June 20, 2019

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]

[tobeagenius]

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

[snime]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[vodasodas]

I tried sparkling water for the first time in a long time and It literally tastes like someone sprayed febreeze into my mouth

[mynewshape]

hey, go crazy, alright? go stupid.

[maskeraith]

[nowletsfixthismess]

Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day: why is this happening I got so much sleep last night Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day: 

[monstress]

stormtroopers breakroom whenever kylo throws a fit:

[vladtheunfollower]

[paradoxicalissue]

4am is the new 10pm

[spookyviper-deactivated20161219]

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

[imthegirlwhowaited]

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

[africanaquarian]

That’s what his no driving ass get

[1o9]

[sexbanglish]

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

[sexbanglish]

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

okay but this is the cutest and most real shit i’ve ever seen.

[mikkeneko]

The rolls are meaningless if critical failures don’t come with consequences.