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[1alchemistart]

oh dear

[p-uppies]

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

[honeybee-arts]

only dykey kitsch high fantasy books can get me to kind of draw barely accurate historical fashion

[justsomecrows]

Can't stop thinking about Kalyba. No one's doing it like her. She's an ancient legendary witch. She can appear to you in dreams and take the form of your greatest desires. She has absolutely no game. The woman is so un-insightful that she fumbles every attempt at seduction She's ever made. She's trying SO HARD to get some. Can't score Ead, can't score Tunuva, got betrayed by the saddest, wettest dog of a man BECAUSE she took the form of the love of his life. Galian destroyed every image of her in the country and then himself when he realized he'd been with her. She has EVERY tool at her disposal to be a legendary seductress and still cannot overcome her complete lack of game. I can't wait to see my favorite problematic immortal failwoman get rejected in even more time periods.

[hockles]

This made me tear up

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

the amazing devil’s music is so funny. it’s like. we wrote this song by imagining standing on top of a mountain to scream about alcoholism. let’s write a song about daddy issues but make it feral forest folk and imagine it taking place at renaissance fair. now we’re horny and thinking about how cool and epic sex is. what if we were pirates but in like a recovering from trauma way

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

A Storm in the Rocky Mountains, Mt. Rosalie – Albert Bierstadt (detail) // Lofoten Island – Lev Lagorio // Rosenlaui – François Diday // Mount Elbrus in the Clouds – Nikolai Yaroshenko // Storm in the Mountains – Hermann Ottomar Herzog // Sierra Nevada – Albert Bierstadt // Rocky Mountain Landscape – Albert Bierstadt // Inkpot Gods – The Amazing Devil

[p-uppies]

i would like it to be known that those two are women and this is indeed my lesbian self brainfucking penance. bonus:

[goneatlas]

who's doing it like them

[goneatlas]

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" yeah well i'm

what's left when children go to war

more than what my mum told me to be

the man my father never was

between that just one more and drank too much again

the plans that you made but fuck all your plans i'm bored

the daughter of silent watching stones

the space that's in between every page every chord and every screen

the captain of courage that you've eternally lacked

the jesus of wishing to christ he'll come back

the face that stares back when the screen goes to black

the tales that the guests will applaud and believe

the child that you just didn't have time to conceive

Voting ended onSep 29, 2024

[brilliantsmiles]

Waiting for my husband (The Amazing Devil) to return from war (release a new album)

[slusheeduck]

Every TAD song be like:

Joey songs: My anxiety is literally killing me but I'll feel a little better screaming at God about it

Madeleine songs: RIP TEAR REND KILL I'LL DIG MY NAILS INTO THE DIRT AFTER I SCRATCH YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST

Joey and Madeleine songs: the most tender, heart-wrenching love story you've ever heard OR this party fucking sucks and I want to go home

[warlocklawyer666]

Just saw this on Pinterest and unluckily yes, yes, he does 😔

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

joey batey did not write "you're not a coward cause you cower; you're brave because they broke you, yet broken, still you breathe" (x) to be known as the toss a coin to your witcher guy

[a-bed-full-of-coats]

Actually romance wasn't invented until 2020 when Joey Batey wrote "Cause darling I was born to press my head between your shoulder blades at night when light is fading just to let you know I'm old, waylaid, and feels like I am wading into carpet burns and carousels, christ you'll be the death of me" etc etc

[crimeronan]

it's fun seeing people discover the amazing devil through the witcher..... i discovered the band through the spotify algorithm (a MUCH less noble calling) and when i looked up their music videos, a bunch of the comments were like, "haha, like everyone here, i got here from the witcher!! but this is SO GOOD"

and i was like "oh, neat!! they got some of their music on the witcher soundtrack!! that's fun, i bet their vibe is PERFECT for that show"

and it wasn't until DAYS later that i found out.

that the lead singer.

is being railed. in 1000000 ao3 fanfics.