Went Out To Look For A Reason To Hide Again

Hi and welcome! Call me Hock or Hockles - whichever you prefer! I'm in my late 30s. I like lots of things. My interests change more often than I'm willing to update my bio tbh! Basically I post whatever I'm in the mood for. Don't be afraid to say hi!

[lucylehane]

"It occurred to him that they'd just had an entire conversation that hadn't been about sex at all, and was barely about hockey."

Heated Rivalry, Ch. 19

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[shanehollanderilyarozanov]

shane hollander moments that break my heart

[isnt-that-wizardd]

it's 2014. everyone is doing the als ice bucket challenge. ilya rozanov is nominated for the ice bucket challenge. in true asshole fashion, once he completes his own video he nominates shane hollander to do the challenge next. shane hollander must complete the ice bucket challenge. he decides to film the challenge after practice, wearing a light gray compression shirt, shorts, and a backwards ball cap, with hayden and jj throwing the water on him. ilya rozanov watches the video, thinking it will be funny. he has never regretted his life choices more as he is forced to witness an already sweaty shane "jock" hollander become drenched in water, shirt clinging to his body even more, head shaking off the excess water with a grin, staring at the camera like he just knew ilya would be watching. it is like something out of ilya's - literally - wet dreams. he downloads the video to his phone. he makes another very large donation to the als association.

[emziess]

Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry, S01E06

[worldswcollide]

come and kiss me, pretty baby [youtube]

[lady-guts]

For @lurkerdelima, who infected me with this idea 🧡🧡🧡

[rival2lover]

the most alive i've ever been but kiss me and i might drop dead

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

[blond-shell]

HEATED RIVALRY PRIDE WEEK ➤ day 3: sunlight

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

no evidence to back this up but shane strikes me as the type of guy who holds a comical amount of stuff in one hand. very give me that ilya. big hands. he is The Holder.

there's a famous mid-action candid of them walking and shane’s unintentionally mean-mugging while in one hand holding his phone, ilya's phone, some sort of paper that's been folded up a million times - there's chapstick clutched between his pointer and middle fingers, a water bottle hanging by the ring from his pinky, hoodie in the crook of his elbow, hockey bag slung over his shoulder. meanwhile his other side is completely free. (eagled eyed viewers will understand that this is the hand he opens doors for ilya with)

[graceebooks]

i know we probably all know this but to be clear ilya is walking through the door shane is holding open for him carrying absolutely nothing and talking dramatically with his hands in an aggressively slavic manner while shane also carries his bags, his hopes, his dreams, and his entire life

[haunted-phantom-student]

When Ilya Rozanov makes Shane Hollander come three times in a row he crows obnoxiously about scoring a hat trick and it would annoy Shane a lot more if he hadn't just come three times in a row send tweet

[emziess]

Ilya & Shane Heated Rivalry

[ohlittlefox]

is someone chasing you?

[shilyas]

condo stairway scene gets me every single time bc of the way ilya lingers. the way he takes way too long to tie his shoes & adjust his jeans, the way he stands for a moment even though his cab is definitely there & the way he teases shane as he slowly lowers himself to give the sweetest, most unhurried kiss goodbye.

[hyvnknows]

*dissociating at work* Ilya rozanov deserves to be babied and worshipped and its a really good thing he found a freak like shane hollander bc he does that shit unprompted

[hometoursandotherstuff]