I'm begging yall from the bottom of my heart if you're gonna follow me change your damn default profile picture or your ass is getting blocked
tumblr dot com
i don't do bad sauce passes
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
dirt enthusiast
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms

Love Begins

★
Claire Keane

roma★
NASA
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
DEAR READER
taylor price

Andulka
Not today Justin

Discoholic 🪩

⁂
Three Goblin Art
seen from Italy
seen from Austria

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye

seen from Poland

seen from Malaysia

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Latvia
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
@p01kad0t
I'm begging yall from the bottom of my heart if you're gonna follow me change your damn default profile picture or your ass is getting blocked
what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image
JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???
steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
goonslop is what i feeds my henchmen so they grows up nice and strong, see?
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
At some point in your life, you will find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you will think to yourself "This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife." That is the devil talking. And you may say to yourself "My god, what have I done?"
he looks like this thing
Dios mio, es La Creatura
i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Never stop hating
Outfit for going Jeff the killing
I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on