welcome to superhell

call me Ponie, this blog will be used for anything and everything. Good luck navigating it :)

[kaomojiloser]

that one eva stratt scene

[chromaticrainarts]

People do not make Rocky as clingy as he should be

Bonus Human Rocky

[robotrocky]

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

[howling-wizard2]

carnivore on carnivore ccomfort

[meburgers]

rocky looking at his poor malnourished pet alien and saying “is anyone gonna get him fat?”

[p0nie-b0y]

[westrussty]

sorry guys, but i'm not going to ao3 until i have at least 20 jackson bottom fanfics lol

like yeah i want to see holland fucking jackson because it's fucking hot. it's boring to always see the same thing 💔

we're going to have to start a jackson bottom cult.

[p0nie-b0y]

I’m off work the next three days… it might be time to crank some fics out

[alienatedartt]

atlas

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[noodleowl]

Walk with me

[p0nie-b0y]

I’m walking.

[pacifisnake]

Tuesday at 4pm and I’m high on my couch writing grocky fanfiction what else could a guy need

[p0nie-b0y]

god you are living the dream

[p0nie-b0y]

I see scientist or biologist Adrian and it’s nice, but I raise you this:

Eridian equivalent of royalty Adrian.

much more under the cut

Adrian comes from what’s essentially a royal family on Erid, identified by their large size and vibrant carapaces, how the color would translate to eridian vision i know not.

Bouncing off of Jortiz’s arranged marriage headcanon, Rocky essentially got lucky when it came to the arrangement of him and Adrian. He was anxious as all get out the first time he met Adrian, really believing that he’d somehow fumble this non-negotiable future. But he found their harmony came easy to both of them, even if they were both hesitant to begin with. Adrian knew their duty and accepted in grace, but Rocky doesn’t strike me as the kind to like being told what to do.

He thought for sure that Adrian would have moved on by the time he returned to Erid. They have duties, responsibilities. Why would they stay mated to him, especially if he’s been presumed dead? But Adrian waited. They waited and yearned and their song was filled with what could only be described as wails when he returned. And, oh, how they accepted Grace into the family.

Adrian is extremely wealthy and entirely sponsored the construction of graces biodome, as well as anything involving Grace. Many Eridian families wanted to sponsor anything involving the alien, but Adrian always insisted on being the one. Being Savior Rocky’s mate, they got that privilege a little easier.

[valtsv]

james ortiz headcanoning rocky and adrian's relationship as an arranged marriage that worked out better than either of them anticipated is an absolute game changer for me personally. like hang on a second. the implications.

[valtsv]

so you're telling me that rocky was forced into an arrangement that overrode his consent for the good of society and the continued survival of his people? that despite the circumstances he made a connection with someone he could love? that he didn't think he'd ever be able to experience that kind of wholehearted belonging with anyone again after they had to separate to save the universe itself, until a second chance to invest that unwavering faith born from love in someone miraculously presented itself? wow. that's crazy. i can't possibly imagine anyone else who might have gone through something similar.

[valtsv]

those little rock people are about to experience the most sociopolitically turbulent hostage negotiation in eridian history when rocky and grace pull up in orbit with the taumoeba after four years to get realllll comfortable baring the most intimate vulnerable parts of themselves to each other i think

[pineappical]

is this anything

[pineappical]

come again

[bittersweetresilience]

also made a presentation for my friends recently

[xenonitestrap]

:p

[sharkfiinn]

loser duo

[peekabluee]

fem!march and healy, because im insane and love making men women!!!! (also, barely any clothes because i love the human form tbh :]] )

[p0nie-b0y]

can I be their third