WELCOME TO MY WORLD

[p0seidons-trident]

TikTok - Make Your Day

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[inthesensethat]

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)

[utterdrip]

few clips ive gathered of astarion being worried/protective

[soursugarbomb]

With everything that life has to offer

[cheekylittlepupp]

a little death ~

[onlyancunin]

So I had an idea –

Let me know if this is too unhinged and/or if you have an idea for a badge of (dis)approval of your own.

Standard badges

[lavendarr00]

FANGS

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds

[egirlbutternubs]

[bg3astariononlydeok]

[sanguivor]

I found out my phone can make pngs and im going to throw up laughing at this one of my bf's cat

[thedankmemes]

[inbabylontheywept]

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

[angelicguy]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[thesentdowngirl-deactivated2024]

[puppy-faggot]

Crying over this tag

[dtbird]

[11-eyed-rook]

This reminded me of something I saw years ago:

[paintedstitches]

It's time for a stardew valley fish jacket update: the newest family members are a dancer and a flirty fish :)

You can find all my cross stitch patterns here.