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[wizardsisananimal]

gets corrupted by the salmon cannon

[wizardsisananimal]

i could wield it responsibly.

[wizardsisananimal]

hit the deck. LOL

[elisecairo]

[rosslynpaladin]

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

[hollyevolving]

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[ripempezardexerox]

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[alporquia]

Addio, 2008.

Eva and Franco Mattes

[jpegwoe]

Took two people to think this one up

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[pansyfemme]

wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again

[queer-as-city-folk]

I need Hell to exist purely so Bush can go there

[cherryjennn-deactivated20260727]

"I asked chat GPT" well I asked the creature chained up in Victor frankenstein's basement and he gave me a leaf

[catoverlord]

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[preyanimal]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

How it feels to ask a friend to do an activity with you even though you Know both of you will enjoy it and they've never been mean about doing it with you before and you'll both have a great time

[depsidase]

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]