I Dont Use This Really

[forfansbyfans]

1t’s h4pp3n1ng! https://bit.ly/2v07M5R @whatpumpkin

[thermporia-deactivated20250914]

bioluminescent eri? mayhaps?

[trapcard]

me: *playin animal crossing late at night*

the animals:

me:

[kiyoshilia]

Choose your Ego

[therealjacksepticeye]

Oh man this is cool!!!

[amythegloriouspond]

[levourdalak]

I still laugh when I think about the fact that the Ministry of Magic employs people to come up with explanations for magic-related incidents for Muggles.

[levourdalak]

I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they’re on The Office.

[tachypodion]

I don’t think you understand how much I want to be magical just so I could work for this office

[chinmaya1011-deactivated2017040]

“Oh yes, ma’am, you were hallucinating. Giants don’t exist.”

[tachypodion]

“No, no, you simply saw a man riding a horse, don’t be preposterous. A man can’t be a horse.”

[captain-acab]

“Come now, be reasonable. Everybody knows a Ford Anglia can’t… can’t fly…… Excuse me, I need to call a colleague of mine to ask him about, ah, something entirely unrelated.”

[fieldbears]

Addition: imagine being the cousin of a muggle-born wizard or witch who works for this office. You work at HuffPo or CNN and every so often you get a text saying “just say it was northern lights”

and your stress migraine kicks in, because whatever just happened, it’s definitely not going to pass for northern lights

[jackironsides]

I WANT THIS AS A FIVE-SEASON NETFLIX SERIES

[marielgum-deactivated20180902]

he’s so happy about his pumpkin’s moustache, my cold dead heart can’t take this adorableness

[dothrakidaenerys]

[xlijahsgirl]

OMG OMG OMG

[poirot]

“Ginny’s been nice, though. She stopped two boys in our Transfiguration class calling me ‘Loony’ the other day.”

[rainaround]

Imagine Harry and Draco going to visit Teddy together and little Teddy hears Draco complaining about Harry’s hair, then saying how his own hair was always perfect and incapable of being as messy Harry’s. Keep in mind that Teddy, the young metamorphmagus, is old enough to consciously change his face and hair to accurately match someone else’s, so little Teddy descretly changes his facial features to match Draco’ s while the two love birds squabble over some trivial thing and changes his hair as well.

So when Draco and Harry turn back to little Teddy, they are greeted with Draco’s smug smirk on Teddy’s face and the most unruly, curly, messy blond hair they’ve ever seen.

Draco just gapes and haughtily mutters about his hair while Harry just about dies from laughter.

[deepinthesewoods-deactivated201]

Detention in the Forbidden Forest

An art trade for the wonderful @s-u-w-i! 

[thingsdracomalfoywouldsay]

“listen up fives, a 10 is speaking”

[the-crooked-library]

James Potter:

- Annoying Pureblood Rich Kid 

- barges into Lily’s compartment on Hogwarts Express with his annoying rich kid buddy 

- offers friendship 

 - simultaneously insults her poor kid best friend and is therefore rejected 

- proceeds to make himself a nuisance for the next 5 years 

- Obsessed as heck w Lily but only calls her by her last name

- every time she’s around feels the need to show off 

- makes the fool of himself every time she’s around instead 

- good at Quidditch though

- hangs about with his gang of Cool Kids 

- picks on her friend partially out of jealousy, partiallly due to the whole Gryffindor vs Slytherin shit 

- begins realizing the errors of his ways around year 6 

- somehow betters himself as a person, loses the ego 

- becomes a truly sympathetic character at about year 7

Which I believe we can all agree sounds extremely familiar, so to sum this up…  

look joanne you can’t just draw all these parallels, put jily on a pedestal as the ultimate Soulmate Bond, and then somehow expect me nOT TO SHIP DRARRY

All I’m sayin’.  

[jadepresley-deactivated20250105]

I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[arcticlee]

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places

[therealjacksepticeye]

I am so lonelyyyyy

[joammanewsom]

moodboard: hermione granger ↳ that’s what hermione does. when in doubt, go to the library

[dios-art]

A collab with my sister @kibstar of jackaboy :)

[ppdq]

An illustration I did a couple months ago of a young Draco, for the lovely Mab for her HP_Podfic_Fest entry, Father Knows Best.

It’s a really haunting fic, definitely check it out! It was a huge honor being a part of it!