don’t let your babies grow up to be cowgirls

۶ৎ ash ۶ৎ she/her | 24 MDNI/18+

[beljude]

[abitofballet]

i feel like a whore watching a knight of the seven kingdoms

[beljude]

[targyn]

WE GOT DADDY ON THE SCREEN

[sylvernights]

Bertie Carvel as Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen

1.04 • SEVEN

[p1tterp4tter]

OKAY OKAY WALK WITH ME…

joel x reader x ex!tommy

Joel akin to Paul Newman in Hud (1963):

HUD: Honey, don’t go shooting all the dogs 'cause one of them’s got fleas.

ALMA: I was married to Ed for six years. Only thing he’s ever good for was to scratch my back where I couldn’t reach it.

HUD: You still got that itch?

ALMA: Off and on.

HUD: Well… let me know when it gets to botherin’ you.

SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS SO I CAN READ ITTTTT

[styleslfreak]

“I miss you Joel, I don’t know who I am with out you”

[p1tterp4tter]

yeahhhhh I’m gonna be consuming Tommy Miller smut tonight

[p1tterp4tter]

Tommy Miller, who makes blue-collar working man money and spoils you with it, takes you on a beach vacation so he has an excuse to see you in those skimpy little swimsuits and outfits he bought you, who flirts the cabana girls until you start flirting with the lifeguards, and then you fuck each other silly back at your hotel if you manage to get that far and he’s saying things like “no one else makes her purr like I do, ain’t that right baby?” and “look at you, thought you could get what you needed from someone else, I don’t think so baby”

[p1tterp4tter]

you don't understand, i don't want to WRITE an entire series of tommy miller x reader one shots based on man's best friend, i just want to READ it

[p1tterp4tter]

running this tommy ficlet through a grammar checking site and its flagging over 12% of my 100% HUMAN WRITING as AI, please give me a fucking break

[p1tterp4tter]

Pre-outbreak Tommy Miller as your toxic boyfriend that all of your friends hate because he’s always pissing you off and flirting with anything that walks, just to say “you know none of them do it for me like you do, baby” >>>>>>

[p1tterp4tter]

You know what? I think I will write this tonight

[p1tterp4tter]

Pre-outbreak Tommy Miller as your toxic boyfriend that all of your friends hate because he’s always pissing you off and flirting with anything that walks, just to say “you know none of them do it for me like you do, baby” >>>>>>

[sweetsol]

cowboy take me away

[pedrohub]

PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair

[p1tterp4tter]

someone puhLEASE throw a one shot request into my inbox, I need to write something besides “Think about it.” before I decide to delete it all because I feel like it SUCKS WAHHHHHH

[p1tterp4tter]

hey so what if I told you I hated every single chapter that I’ve posted of “Think about it.”