sure, why the fuck not

bisexual / polyamous /agender (they/them)

[sassking-trevor]

My friend with a weird yet harmless kink: I have this weird yet harmless kink

Me, a loving and supportive friend that doesn’t judge them for their weird yet harmless kink:

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

can you hear the lambs clarice??

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[vhen-harel]

[sammycore333]

amuses me to imagine this as, gangle, zooble and kinger are becoming jealous of ragatha's unfettered access to physical contact with pomni.

yeah

[smol-ghosts]

Grace is me fr

[dimonds456-art]

i had to

[riceballart]

pomni, we are SO fucked.

[the-spam-specialist]

WHOSE BLORBO'S DEAD NOW

This is for all the people who laughed at us Caine fans after Episode 8

[sharkfiinn]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[flootzavut]

this kept getting funnier.

love seeing the lemon stealing whores back on my timeline.

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post