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Just getting through and having fun along the way.

[oneheadtoanother]

[moishe-pipick]

[justplainmels]

6.08 | The Other Guys

“You ended that sentence with a preposition!”

[lt-col-siren]

The Atlantis Expedition should have requisitioned at least 120 fertilized chicken eggs and some incubators once the Daedalus could make trips out there. They take 30 days to hatch, so they’d have about 9 days to finish up the henhouse for them before hatch time!

First Pro: You get eggs after 3 months.

Second Pro: If you have at least 1 rooster, your chicken population is self sustaining in population.

Third Pro: You can feed chickens almost anything! They’re omnivores! Just make sure they get enough calcium for their shells! Yes you can feed them eggshells for this, why not? They get binned otherwise.

Fourth Pro: Anything you don’t use you can store by Waterglassing (you just can’t use those eggs for whipping the whites anymore).

Fifth Pro: Trade eggs for other items!

Sixth Pro: Radek with baby birds!!!!!!!

[sandmandaddy69]

[technoturian]

Conservatives after the youth turnout in the midterms:

Me, a millennial, after a decade of destroying golf, mayonnaise and diamonds:

[doctorhimbeere]

Hob,very drunk: Fight me you nerd as punk

Dream,also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone

Hob: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ....bitch

Dream: Somehow that was worse

[funnytwittertweets]

[nicostiel]

#this had to be done

[depsidase]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[everythingfox]

“Scientists know that rats like to have their bellies tickled, so they used that as basis for testing happiness in rats. They found out that the ears of rats undergoing tickling became droopier and pinker - subtle signs of being relaxed and happy“

(via)

[arahir]

tumblr guide for chad twitter users (REAL)

your priv is your main

you know when you tweet on circles and then have an additional thought to add in a second, shadier, much funnier tweet? those are your tags

no one knows how many followers you have. all are equal in this ring of hell. who among us can dictate the order of sin?

if you get a mean anon just screenshot it, block the person who sent it to nuke their ip address from your blog, and post the screenshot with your funny reply.

you will probably never get a mean anon unless you do something very funny and cool but keep trying

getting a lot of notes on a post does absolutely nothing but show you that 80,000 humans can have the exact same thought and tell it to you, heedless of those who came before. day in and day out the wheel of fortune turns you toward madness

your theme is like your carrd but if your whole twitter was on your carrd? i guess

you can curate your space but it will never fully free you from your demons and those of every idiot you were foolish enough to follow. for ten years you might follow your virgil only to watch helpless in horror as he sinks into the mud of powerpuff girls discourse in the two thousand twentieth year of the lord. and then you will walk alone. as we all do.

everything in the dark loves you

everything in the dark wants to eat you

you can change your dashboard color theme in the settings 🤯

[apollophile]

Cernunnos, Salem Beiruti 2021

[underwatermessarchive-deactivat]

Techblr™ Holiday Giveaway 2018 Edition

Season’s Greetings! It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and that means another Techblr giveaway.

This year we’ll be giving away winner’s choice of one (1) of the following:

Rat Sound Tools XLR Sniffer/Sender Cable Tester 

(super handy compact cable tester that can be used on cables that have already been ran! The sniffer also works on any line with 48v phantom applied. Instantly shows a readout of pin shorts/swaps/faults)

Rat Sound Tools DMX Sniffer/Sender Cable Tester

(same, but DMX 5pin version for lighting folks)

Gerber MP600 Multi-tool

Super handy multitool that is far better than those garbage leatherman pieces :)

HOW TO ENTER:

Reblog THIS POST

That’s literally it. 

One entry per user (Multiple reblogs will not result in multiple entries)

Giveaway open to US/Canadian residents only, sorry!

Winner will be chosen December 15th, 2018. I’ll announce here and message you to get shipping details. *Should arrive before Christmas but I make no promises*

Happy Holidays!

[queerlove]

straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* 😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀

[goat-child]

After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay. Straight girl: You are just hoping. 😒Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing💅 I visited NYC/San Francisco once 👬👬 You just wish he was gay because you want him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨if he were gay 🌈 I would ✨know✨besides, one time, we met eyes 🌜🌛 and let me tell you, 💁 he wants me 😘

[beautifulporkcutletbowl-blog]

Stereotyping straights are we?

[kissland]

Yeah bc they won’t stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour

[irish-luthor]

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

[hearticho]

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)