Icy Introvert

Teacher, Dungeon Master, Creative Writer. I like DnD, What We Do in the Shadows, Overwatch, Critical Role, LotR, and witchy stuff. She/Her.Profile pic by RaethHollow 

[acebender]

[gauzemer]

Caleb Widogast about to reveal his tragic backstory:

[pocket-dragon]

didn't even get to say goodbye

[obibail]

this has been in my drafts waiting until we finally got confirmation that azune's backstory is as devastating as I expected it to be. *through tears* great success

[mortuary9]

circus man

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[mortuary9]

jester:3

[perotovar]

#he turned 50 and all filter just melted away lmao

[weirdoneattheparty]

Did he know that we were gonna use this to make edits? Does he torment us on purpose?

[sunnyyfur]

he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires

[heartmis]

# get you a man who can do both

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[jazzums]

:)

[jazzums]

i missed them

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are fully carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[disgustinggf]

[son-of-drogo]

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

[byjove]

babelicious fairy: stay with me in my fairy realm of comfort and fuck crazy style on every surface.

Arthurian knight: no. I must maintain my chastity. I cannot lose focus on my purpose, which is killing hundreds or perhaps thousands of people for God and king and looking for a random holy relic that may or may not exist.