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AI: Myth Vs. Fact

A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI.

one of the biggest disappointments of AI is that previously stumbling across a mass of completely incoherent writing online signaled contact with a truly unique and interesting personality, since it meant someone had the drive and passion and slight disconnect from convention needed to write hundreds of thousands of words about their particular Thing

now there's no barrier to entry so the market is saturated with people who don't even remotely rise to the level of True Weirdo. used to be possible to find truly unique people online just by following the trail of their posting, today it feels like the overwhelming majority of all human words online are just dreck generated by AI dilettantes, to say nothing of the endless glut of bot content. a goddamn shame.

slimemode

back on the path of the wolf

sergal

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

I Saw The Money Grow

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

indigosfindings

people online: hi hows it going

people irl: hi hows it going

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theonion

FORT WAYNE, IN—In a potent reminder of the inescapably transitory nature of all that is or ever will be, reports confirmed Tuesday that the sweaty ass print left on a rowing machine at a local Crunch Fitness location was already fading away, much like all of our earthly works and aspirations. According to gym sources, the glittering delineation of an ass left as the vestige of a recent 25-minute cardiovascular workout session had, within seconds of its imprinting, begun evaporating from sight and memory, serving as yet another emblem of the impassive decay that claims all things.