hello....◑﹏◐

Maestro>> no pronouns🐾 check my pinned :3

[p4rtyd0g]

hi I’m a dog (no pronouns/he/they) that likes to party.

I mean party by myself (maestro 26) with maybe one or two other people at most (my wife and our boyfriend).

not a real party.

(by myself I also mean I am plural, and often go by Sami they/no pronouns publicly as well)

I like: robots, furries, robot furries, art, crafts, video games, evil things, cute things, Sanrio, candles, dark corners, lots of sunshine and squishy toys.

I don’t like: haters, transphobes, zionists, fatphobes, people who are weird against polyamory or the ace umbrella, people who think the south is some sort of evil, and keeping the AC above 70 (sorry)

I block freely but am someone very open to communication if I am possibly wrong about you.

I am full of love for everyone, so don’t be afraid to bug me.

I am a bug 🐞

(also I do not often TW things)

(tags: me, mine, my posts, nsfw)

[p4rtyd0g]

the world forgot about him.

Jello

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"my bedroom" (2007), jackiesjottings

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"CUTE BATHROOM" (2008), V

[bb-mma]

coral snake❤️💛🖤💛❤️

[pisces-core]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"IMG_0015" (2005), STARRYNIGHT7171

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[hbmmaster]

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed

[donutdrawsthings]

the perfect pride doesn’t exi-

[the-geek-panda]

Could be Gayer

[landmineblogging]

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[kippwire]

my lesbian clown girls