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Maestro>> no pronouns🐾 check my pinned :3

[p4rtyd0g]

hi I’m a dog (no pronouns/he/they) that likes to party.

I mean party by myself (maestro 26) with maybe one or two other people at most (my wife and our boyfriend).

not a real party.

(by myself I also mean I am plural, and often go by Sami they/no pronouns publicly as well)

I like: robots, furries, robot furries, art, crafts, video games, evil things, cute things, Sanrio, candles, dark corners, lots of sunshine and squishy toys.

I don’t like: haters, transphobes, zionists, fatphobes, people who are weird against polyamory or the ace umbrella, people who think the south is some sort of evil, and keeping the AC above 70 (sorry)

I block freely but am someone very open to communication if I am possibly wrong about you.

I am full of love for everyone, so don’t be afraid to bug me.

I am a bug 🐞

(also I do not often TW things)

(tags: me, mine, my posts, nsfw)

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[melancholic-whimsy]

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[doggirl-girlcock]

Album in order is a beautiful girl and she wants to give you a special kind of kiss through the ears

[marinolta]

𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚎

[koiagain]

Being 11 was terrible i would not wish it on anyone

[carnelianfoxx]

it’s been an honor serving with you all

[carnelianfoxx]

wait what the fuck

[catboybeebop]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[puppiesdoglover]

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

*trying to remember the word "masturbatory"* that argument is a sort of conceptual fleshlight

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[whyenn-reader]

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

[lycanthrapist]

lets play a game! its called take off all your clothes and touch yourself while i watch

[starfallsapphic]

#and

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[marinolta]

Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s