what in the actual fuck

farah | 23 | they/he/she | stupid and bad at math <3

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Ohhhh you don't even knowww baby barn owl gif variations

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[flowerbleedme]

The juggling voyeur

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[square-opossums]

would you hit the christian baby and win millions?

[ampersand-amplified]

particle accelerator

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[stupid-twink-girl]

looks like ive never posted this here lol

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[van1llaskys]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[lizardsister]

if moogles were real id make one smoke cigarettes until it died

[kaybebog]

Moogles already have one addiction and they’re sticking to it

[anton--rayne]

the boiling oil is scared of you as much as you are of it