Not Your Average Papi

I'm a happy potato (white/cis) That makes the exact same position in every mirror portrait. Consistency

[abeerahk]

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

me as a lawyer

[cottoncatking]

[meggory84]

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

[gunpowder-tea]

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

[dovahqueen4]

[bittergloss]

big ass mood bitch

[meanplastic]

[unicornships]

Two Tom(s) and Two Chris(s) play F*ck Marry Kill with Pratt, Evans and Hemsworth.

[jetgrindvizio]

[babyface-rae]

netflix when they produce a show that’s genuinely good that recieves positive feedback and is THRIVING with lots of fans

[morefunthanb4]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:

[underwherequestionmark]

this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis

[bunniope]

op im going to tear you to shreds

[ibasicallyusethisappforporn123]

The friend: (plops it out)

Me: Oh great, I LOVE A S S W A T E R!!!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

^Finally, someone who appreciates the lengths I’ll go to to save my friends money on consessions!

[goawfma]

whos mans

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Omfg

[sauvamente]

Matthew 26:41 😧

[ruinedchildhood]

Pastor:

[looking-for-my-yellow-bird-deac]

My city lol

[childhoodruiner]

when he about to enter the gates of heaven and somebody screams “CHECK THE TWEETS GOD”

[katswenski]

A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[daisyjazzridley]

someone: You just tell people on the internet where you live?

me:

[sntg]

anyone: hel-

shangela: season 3 shangie would have slit your throat for that

[anal0ggerz]

There will never be a day where I understand what the hell is happening in Seth Everman’s life

[setheverman]

- me, talking to my therapist

[mjalti]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini

[homiedepot]

Not a celebration, a warning