I know the ongoing fanon thing is Stewjon is space Scottland, but honestly, I think it's funnier if it's space Florida. And all the other planets know about the place and its near human people. But for the love of the force, don't talk about it, or Stewjon man/woman/person might come to your door!
"Stewjon Man Evades Death 15 Times In One Rotation Before Being Wrested Into Medbay"
"Stewjon Man Self-Defenestrates From Senator's Apartment; Claims No Liability"
"Stewjon Man Found Buried Under Third Systems Army Requisitions Paperwork"
"Stewjon Man Accepts Weapon From Force Goddess, Threatens Her Brother With It"
"Stewjon Man Charged By CIS With 8,382,462 Counts of Sarcasm And Subterfuge"
"Stewjon Man Infuriates Mandalore With His Stubbornness, Named Guest Of Honor At Next Kalevalan Royal Banquet"













