no rice no life

self proclaimed high ranking idiot named emily. welcome to my blog?

[lilmamabeyellin]

the fact that you never know what people truly think & feel about you is the scariest part in relationships

[studentlifeproblems]

[lunasong365]

[carcar-beepbeep]

For anyone who is struggling in school, please, please remember this. Your life is more important then graduating on time!

[studentlifeproblems]

[buddh-art-deactivated20210528]

I can just about count his brain cells.

[popypotato]

Thank you Haikyuu for all these years, thank you Furudate 🧡 I enjoyed every single bit of it and I’m so happy I got to see this wonderful series off. I’ll miss everyone but I’ll move forward with everything that it has taught me!

[grallais]

pa_pus

[fandoms-funnies-etc]

Barbie Princess Charm School (2011) hits the kids with a lesson on Gentrification real hard

[strongcat]

barbie said fuck urban renewal

[pettycentral]

[chickenfarmersan]

[b-bing]

take a break, young’ns

older kids get the couch B)

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[ladyloveandjustice]

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

[surprisebitch]

fucking legend

[surprisebitch]

[demon-prosecutie]

I bet this is an everyday argument

[gay-lawyers]

[rainymeadows]

[cactusdodes]

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

[cactusdodes]

sexy

[friday-undertones]

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: goochy the jellyfish!

[gaysbashback]

[lmaonade]

mutuals do t

mutuals do this.

[iamoutofideas]

oh fuck I’m doin it

[manicpixiedickgirl]

oh fuck I’m doin it

[imstuckinspaceitscold-deactivat]

oh fuck I’m doin it