Wow Who Coulda Seen This Coming

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[neonprotagonist]

a canon url is a position of power

[neonprotagonist]

Every person with a canon URL reblogging this is asserting their dominance

[neonprotagonist]

list of notable people who have reblogged this post

people with canon urls who tag it #lol

people who dont have canon urls who think they do

people with almost canon urls yelling about the urls they want

gay/lesbian/trans[character] urls going “tbh…canon” and tbh…u right

#its canon in my heart

egberts

someone who actually uses the word commoners unironically in 2017

[egberts]

i love how i’m in my own category on this list

[cleevitus]

anyway here’s connie the best girl ever made

[stuckintheclouds787]

i love steven universe so i made a gif of all the intros 

[siqlyprince]

✨bingo bongo, my dudes ! ✨

[dittapuhoy]

Evening nap.

[hohnoni]

yall,,, im so hype that the lars character development arc has begun like i love my pink boy!! so much!!!!! so here’s some pink lars things for when he returns to Earth

[is-lars-a-zombie]

Immortal LarsTheory 

With everybody asking questions on Lars’s immortality, I decided to do my own research.

Heart Beat 

When Steven listened to Lars’s heartbeat it took 6 seconds per beat or 12 bpm (Beats Per Minute). This is far less than the average bpm for a human around Lars’s age. It would usually be 70-100 bpm on average (to keep it simple I used 80 bpm). This means his heart is beating at 15% the average for a boy his age. So his body is functioning at 15% of the time it normally would be. So if his body ages at that rate given the average male life expectancy being around 80 years would mean he will live to 1,200 years!

Lion

Applying this to Lion is pretty easy, the average bpm of a healthy lion is about 60 bpm, giving our lion 9 bpm. Lions in the wild live to be about 16 making our lion live to about 240 years.In “Buddy’s Book” Rose is seen with lions and many people theorize one of them died and that’s how Lion was created. In “Historical Friction” it is stated that beach city was founded nearly 200 years ago. So that would make lion around 200 years old give or take. 

The Trees 

 Some people have said that a number of leaves on the each tree represents the amount of time they have left, Lars’s tree is full and young, while Lion’s has only a few clumps of leaves. This corresponds quite nicely, with Lars having over a 1,000 years left and lion having only about 40.

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[blehhcher]

I hope, that this will happen…maybe

[qwertyuisa]

bingo bongo

[kurtaztrophe]

When you’re walking along on the beach texting someone, not paying much attention, and you end up finding out you can walk on water.

[ferryperson]

A small group of off color rebels

[phantom-fungi]

A good pair of zombo’s 

[starcre8tor]

…he’s probably going to a rave or something

[hobermen-deactivated20200320]

crying at 2 am

[binley]

My beautiful pink son

[beevean]

*season 4*

Lars: B-bingo bongo!

Everyone: oh no. baby why. why did u say that. why. no.

*season 5*

Lars: Bingo bongo ;)

Everyone:

[rage-is-pink]

but where did lars get that cloak