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âThe Boy Who Lived, come to die.â
someone:Â you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack
me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself:Â what
Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ÊÊâżÊÊ
Me: ÊÊâżÊÊ
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we donât produce a lot of it otherwise weâd be constantly high
Me: ÊÊ Đ ÊÊ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe itâs linked to comfort eating
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/
Everyone spit on me so I wonât be depressed
i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end
Thereâs a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
Iâm not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
Iâm googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently sheâs a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom âwatch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. Theyâll eat the eggs so chase them offâ
Iâm gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes youâre not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I donât think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
Thatâs two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
Call this one Susan
Youâre like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
Yall this was from my stepmom today
Three? Iâm sorry
THREE??
THERES MORE???
For the newcomers: this is this yearâs update. Sharron and Susan were May 2018. This year we have Helen, Linda, and Karen.
FIVE???
The 60âs, 70âs, 80âs, and 90âs seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
These last 17 years have an âoh noâ feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year
I recently saw a meme on Facebook that said something along the lines of âhow to make a millennial panic: lock them in a room with only a phone book and a rotary phone and write the instructions in cursive!â It had this smug âaha, gotchaâ vibe oozing out of it, and itâŠjust sort of made me laugh. Like, really? Really? But it also made me thinkâŠ
Beyond the fact that I know how to use both a phone book and a rotary phone and can read cursive (as long as itâs not too horrifically messy), I think it was the attitude of âOh no, weâve got you because you couldnât possibly figure out how to use something thatâs new to youâ that really made me snort. But I think thatâs the key to this and similar memes that Iâve seen.
They donât think we could figure out how to use something new to us, because they canât do it.Â
Like, if you presented a millennial with a rotary phone or a phone book and they had never, ever used one or seen one used before, I can guarantee pretty much any millennial could figure out how to use it. Because thatâs what we do: we adapt. Weâve been through so many variations of technology and seen so many new forms of technology emerge that weâve had to learn to adapt swiftly and fluidly. Itâs second nature to us.
Put a boomer in a room with a smartphone, laptop, and tablet however, and wellâŠdifferent story.
Iâm not sure if they literally donât understand that presenting a millennial with something they havenât encountered before would not be an obstacle and certainly not a panic-inducing one, or if they just say things like that to make themselves feel better that they couldnât do the equivalent, or if itâs a combination of the above.
I just realized that the original meme is also, quite accidentally, basically describing the principle behindâŠ.. escape rooms.
You know, the recent popular trend in participatory entertainment in which thousands of millennials literally go out and pay money to voluntarily be locked in a room where they have to solve puzzles under a time pressure, often using antiquated or analog technology, secret codes, and mechanisms they donât yet understand, all without using their phones/the internet. For fun.
For many of us, thatâs not panic-inducing, thatâs just our idea of an enjoyable Saturday night out with some friends!
Now Iâm just laughing even harder.
Itâs only panic-inducing because this scenario also involves someone kidnapping us, robbing us, and locking us away for later soâŠ
Yeah chief, I donât think the rotary phone would be the panic-inducing part of this.Â
The Oliviabot has been sent from the future to warn us of a terrible calamity, but weâll never understand her message because she can only communicate one word at a time.
america
Millenial: âDonât say g*psy or r*tard. They are slurs, just like the n-word, which you also shouldnât say.â
Boomer: âMore PC crap? They are not slurs you are just a snowflake.â
Gen Z: âOkay Boomer.â
Boomer: âSLUR! Thatâs a slur and you canât say that!â
thats exactly what happened
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