zetex

your local it/they | extremely fox

[zetexkindasucks]

welcome to zetex’s page!

my name is dakota 

my pronoun are it/they 

for more information on me please check out zetex.carrd.co

[obscuretobyfox]

[skipppppy]

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: NICKNAME: PRONOUNCED ARRON DMV: THREATENING (NAME ISNT AARON) Verdict: ACCEPTED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: I LOVE TO FISH, COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN MANY YEAR AGO DMV: FISH=FUCK IT SHIT HAPPENS Verdict: ACCEPTED

[railroadsoftware]

dragon ball z was so good i wouldnt even consider it an anime. it was more like a documentary it was so good

[pryathis]

Terrible imo.

Dragged fights on for literally 10 episodes, same storyline over and over again, plot armor a mile thick.

[railroadsoftware]

goku did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

[calebwittebane]

oh for fucks sake...... stay safe guys

[kushblazer666]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FISH BALL DMV: FISH… BALL… SOME SORT OF SEXUAL? Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY NEW CAR IS A LEXUS RC F AND I AM SOOOO HAPPY! DMV: FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: IT’S MY CAR IT’S A CTS-V WITH A CORVETTE MOTOR SO IT’S MY LOGO OR BRAND IN A WAY DMV: LIKE BLOW JOB BUT VAGINA JOB Verdict: DENIED

[plaguedocboi]

Ominous

[nintendo-europe]

Bowser is going to thrust his hot balls in your direction!

Get some action with the new demo for Mario Strikers: Battle League Football is now available on Nintendo Switch eShop. Get in there with as many friends as you can fit!

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[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[deathcomes4u]

no no, french dogs just be like that

[axylh]

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

[adayunwired]

the comments on this get better and better every time it comes across my dash

[thelibrarina]

This video got posted on Reddit a while back, and when I identified the lizard as a goanna, I got THIS delicious response from a dudebro:

[jermafireman]

[breakstuffbylimpbizkit1999]

alright. i very unfortunately have to say something about this post. yesterday, i had a tonic-clonic aka grand mal seizure, yknow what you usually picture when you see the word "seizure". anyway, as one would expect, coming out of this seizure i couldn't remember most things. i had no idea what time, day, month, etc it was. i couldn't remember what i was doing before the seizure or even what i did that morning and i still have no idea. i couldn't even remember what i did for fun and i'm still kind of trying to remember. anyway, what i DO remember is that when i was coming out of the seizure a slowly regaining consciousness, this was the only thing i could think of. over and over in my mind, all i heard was "it'S GOOFY. from mcdonalds". over and over. and i literally had no idea of anything that was going on or anything that had ever happened ever, so i couldn't just switch thoughts. i was stuck with this stupid video replaying in my head over and over. it wouldn't stop. this had a big enough impact on me to be the only thing i could remember, out of all the things to remember. thanks i guess.

[jethroq]

[linkinwhark]