I DIP MY DICK IN THE SALSA DIP

My name is Kain, I'm in my twenties. he/him it/its. minors be gone from this place

[perfect-puppy]

[pain-causer]

these pain meds might be expired. hgrhg

[pain-causer]

I will gut myself in town square with kitchen scissors and smear my organs around and toss my Blood And Goop at strangers in my last dying moments before i produce biological offspring

[pain-causer]

"bububuububu- bubut the most selfish thing on earth you can do is NOT have children" call me Ebenezer scrooge then. also I believe you are cheapening the act of having children for people who both actually want them and will raise them to not suffer or cause suffering as much as they could. if there is any proof of some distant concious fairness that is aware of us, it is the fact you will pass away one day.

[dreadwedge]

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

[pain-causer]

I will gut myself in town square with kitchen scissors and smear my organs around and toss my Blood And Goop at strangers in my last dying moments before i produce biological offspring

[crazysodomite]

my yucky basya

[rubbertplant]

in the vein of my 2014 post…

☆ MEMEORY LANE 2015 ☆

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[silurisanguine]

Linktree will be feeding your images with DALL-E, Open AI from 5th July 2026. (with updates for alternatives)

Warning to anyone using Linktree.

From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.

I deleted my account just now, because there was no way to turn this off or opt out.

[shawze]

just retire already 💔

Prices | Redbubble | Kofi

[jairus666]

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

[catchyvideos]

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

[dragon-in-a-fez]

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

[ms-demeanor]

"Here is our child who is very orderly and has very black and white patterns of thought and is a very picky eater, she was diagnosed with autism at four and we worked hard to make sure she was accommodated through her education because she is easily frustrated when she doesn't see the logic of a teacher's approach or thinks she's being treated unfairly. Sometimes it's a bit of a struggle with the food, but we work around it as a family."

"Our other kid is very bright and is neurotypical as far as we know, but is very stubborn and argumentative and insists on wearing one ratty old jacket every day and eating the same breakfast and lunch every day and has a sleep disorder and is messy and forgetful and always loses homework and has gotten in a few fights "defending" other kids, oh and is also dyslexic but we worked through that so they read about twenty novels a week so at least they're not getting into trouble at parties or anything, even if we are a bit frustrated that they keep failing math and science classes while getting high grades in everything else. They'd be such a good student if only they put in a little effort or paid attention."