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[agonius]

my dailies are all stuff like listen to Maxinquaye all the way through 5 times

[agonius]

we had trouble feeding stranger wet food because he would wander away to his water bowl and let his brother steal his food or just forget about it. solution: feed him wetter food (add water to his food)

[agonius]

stranger loves wet food soup

[steampunkforever]

She Don't Use Jelly is potentially the most lactose-intolerant friendly song in the Flaming Lips Discography

[targetedknowledge]

[annabelle--cane]

"why do you always talk about carrying narcan with the same memey tone as ibuprofenposting? like what is this bit, what are you doing" 1. I am actively trying to make it seem like an easy, normal, and non-intimidating thing to do. which it is! a lot of people have access to naloxone but don't think to actually get any because they think they don't have a reason to need it, but if they just saw three memes about being a narcangirl then next time they see some on offer for free to the public then they might remember "wait. I'm the public. I, too, can be a narcangirl." 2. this isn't even a bit for me I am genuinely like this. me and my narcan #mynarcan

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[stonefemmesiren]

driving in a black lexus w a 9mm makes me feel like this tweet

[coachplayer]

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[fairycosmos]

generational tweet

[agonius]

guy with mild to moderate hearing loss: hey could you please enunciate?

[mariakono]

Daedalus: well shucks son looks like we’re lost in there labyrinth of me conception

Icarus: that’s so bogus pops

Daedalus: what do ye think my good friend Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix: There Must Be Some Kind Of Way Out Of Here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[agonius]

satisfied with the outpouring of elf madness on the page, i retreat to my mind palace, to the diddy kong racing room of my mind palace where i listen to the diddy kong racing sound track and sfx

[agonius]

Hi there, I’m T.T.!

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON

[agonius]

satisfied with the outpouring of elf madness on the page, i retreat to my mind palace, to the diddy kong racing room of my mind palace where i listen to the diddy kong racing sound track and sfx

[agonius]

Although it vexes me the asexual nicki minaj moodboard post is a loadbearing part of my elf’s lore