sic parvis magna

Hello, I'm Paige and I'm trash

[frogmoss1]

when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

[kristina100000]

i love being inside of someones car while they are pumping gas feel so cute being there yessss sitting

[mrscancelled-1]

[jame7t]

hand feeding fentanyl to a baby cop and watching it skitter unsteadily back into the forest and explode

[knowyournewmeme]

drink a listerine shot mid bong rip call it avatar 2

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Tumblr is the only site I know of where you can make a post like “me and my girlfriend love to drink water” and someone will reblog it and tag it with some shit that is so divorced from the actual post like “frunkus and grinky except instead of drink water they love to play jenga at girgalon’s tower”

[appleseason]

Hellow it's me your weed. Yeah i'mspeaking directly to you now. You need to smoke me or i'll suffer. Do you want me to suffer

[deadeyesopened]

do you think in the 80s y/n was getting sold to duran duran

[amazoogle]

eating a cigarette with fork and knive

[hungwy]

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

[rostbef]

I think this applies to every mammoth hit by a spear

[moxyinverse]

no the rest of them didn't mind

[autodiscipline]

i’n addition to the ‘like’ and ‘reblog’ functions, they should add a button that does a cigarette cough on the post

[ovur]

I don't give a shit how good the reviews are I will never read something w a cover like this

[weaver-z]

I couldn't stop thinking about how stupid this cover is and I think that it speaks volumes that I was able to recreate it almost perfectly in Canva with free graphics in under 15 minutes

[jame7t]

i just called the twinks and they said they’re mad at you

[sosaysdean]

they just don’t assassinate mfs like they used to

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[thepleasuregoblin]

you are all sick in the head

[45percenterthen]

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

[rabbitrah]

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

[therestlessforest]

Blorbaux from my tapestries

[teaboot]

Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you

[asgardian-art-of-mischief-deact]

This is oddly specific. Is there a story there?

[teaboot]

Yeah, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail

[vizivoir]

OP you have to tell us that story, I need context

[teaboot]

Well you see, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown

[starlight-starwings]

What happened next?

[teaboot]

You wouldn't believe it but he pissed all over the mail

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post