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ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

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theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

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unm BLESS THE GRANDCHILDREN OF WHOMEVER MADE THIS

michaeldantedimartino

This is great! Kind of sums up Avatar perfectly. Forgiveness and compassion are powerful things.

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a resume is just a ref for your worksona

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if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me

thecommunityoftrustworthysinks

in infinity war i need thor to have no idea who peter is but he doesn’t ask, he just sees him using his tech and talking about designing something and interacting with tony, and at some point during the movie thor says to tony, “you should be proud of your son”

and tony’s like, “my what now”

”your son. peter?”

”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”

and thor gets like awkwardly defensive and goes “well…you know he has the…the electronics…”

rob-anybody

#and if like three other people think so too #and tony goes RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS MY SON #and he’s hyperventilating a little #and like at least two people who should know better raise their hands #and rhodey’s one of them #shrugs I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THIS ON THE DL #and then tony realizes peter ALSO raised his hand (via @ifeelbetterer)

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Atlanta \ 2x01 \ Alligator Man

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boys complimenting me:

me: ://

my teacher leaving an ‘excellent work!!!’ on my essay:

me, holding a wall for support: bro i’m just…..bro i’m just really teary i’m ghjdgfsdhjfjsdhf i’m hgjggjkhfkdjgj wow thank you idk what to say….bro idk why i’m fjhdsfkjdfg crying right now

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Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.

Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS

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memorydatas

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

incorrect-bnha

Principal Nedzu: Well, you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.

Bakugou: Yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.

Principal Nedzu: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch-ass white boy.

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Luigi’s Existential Crisis World

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I- I just can’t get over Zuko and his arc. Everything he did - everything - was out of this insane drive to prove everyone wrong, to prove that he was worth something, and it amazes me that he never realized just how valuable he already was.

His sister tells him ‘You waste all your time playing with knives. You’re not even good!’ and he masters dual swords.

His sister is a prodigy and he’s told he’ll never catch up. He learns from dragons. He trains the Avatar. He takes her down (with the help of a very skilled waterbender)

He’s left behind by his mother, cast out by his father, hunted by his sister, and Zuko still learns unconditional love.

His father tells him he’s worthless and unloved, that he was ‘lucky to be born,’ and he becomes a man that the world is proud of.

Anything his family said to him, he managed to turn around and build on it. He thrived on it, exploded from it, turned all the negativity into a positive path and it’s just… it’s amazing.

There’s just no end to my love for this character. No fucking end.

Bonus: The weak, banished prince has fangirls for all the ages. Take that, Ozai.