NSFW One Piece Headcanons - Kink Edition
(Purely my own theories that I compiled in my head while showering or trying to sleep. I also don't know the names of all of these or if they even have names and I'm too lazy to research them. They are mainly targeted for the female audience since this was a personal list, but I tried to make alot of them gender neutral, so feel free to change some terms around. And do be warned, some of these might be a little intense or downright weird for some people, while some are painfully vanilla but I felt the need to include them anyway.)
Donquixote Doflamingo
Degradation: Speaks for itself. This man is not going to be nice to you and he will enjoy making you cry. You will be called a whore, a bitch, a slut, a toy, useless, cumdump, etc. (and those are the nice terms).
Size: He is TEN. FEET. TALL. He loves that you're likely just half his size because that gives him more control. It makes him harder knowing his cock will probably hurt you and make you whimper while tears fall down your cheeks. I know he likes wrecking holes and it could be it's own category, but he enjoys anal just as much, if not more.
Bulge? Dick Outline?: I don't know what this is called but seeing his cock outline while he's fucking pussy is thrilling and he will press down on it.
Shibari: Is there even any question? The man's Devil Fruit was made for this and if any of these are true, it's this specific one. He will tie you up, wrists bound, thighs spread, probably hang you from the ceiling.
String-String Miscellaneous: 1. He can control you, 2. He can make clones of himself and fuck into every hole.
Squirt: He will make you squirt. He will make you squirt until you've filled his fancy chalice. He will drink it like it's the finest wine.
Crocodile
Hook Play: He likes the idea of you getting off on something he's killed people with. He uses it to tease you, tickle you, scare you. He'll demand you grind yourself against the bulbous metal until you cum against it.
Cigar: Yes, he will smoke while you ride him, that much is obvious. But I believe there's something more wild that he likes to do, only if you're special enough (good luck): Dipping it in your pussy, maybe fucking you with it for a bit. He wants to coat it in your juices so he can smoke it later.
Dominance: Crocodile is a natural leader and that doesn't change when you're in bed. He isn't going to tell you exactly what to do or how to do it, but he appreciates you knowing where you stand.
Trafalgar Law
Medical Play: He goes full doctor. He loves your body. He will learn exactly how to touch you and make you feel the best and not just sexually. But he also really enjoys exploring areas he might not usually have access to with his "patients".
Speculum: He wants a deeper view of you. He'll talk you through everything he does, too. "You'll feel pressure", "let me know if it hurts", "I want to know you inside and out". 'Room' would probably be activated to make it all painless, if you wanted. And while he has you wide open, cervix and urethra in view, he would probably explore more. I can see him really enjoying sounding and cervix play as a way to further his medical knowledge.
Eustass Kid
Piss/Urophilia??: Because he's just that kind of guy. He wants you on your knees, tongue out, ready to be used as his personal fire hydrant. It's the disrespect and control that gets him excited. If he can piss on it, it's his.
Choking: Not just your basic choking. He's leaving bruises, he's using his metal arm, he wants you gasping and begging him to stop. He would cum instantly.
Feet: I don't care, this motherfucker wants his dick between your toes.
BDSM in general: He builds things. They're probably metal and uncomfortable. He somehow adds magnetism into the mix. You're in for a good time, just don't expect him to be soft.
Buggy the Clown
Submissive: I wholeheartedly believe he likes being told what to do sexually. He's a fucktoy. Plus, he likes being degraded. Call him a "dumb clown" and watch him pop a boner. Scare him a little and he'll cum in his pants.
Praise: Call him Captain! Tell him he's smart! Tell him his nose is cute! 🤡 Call him a "good boy" while sitting on his face!
Hair Pulling: That beautiful long, blue hair? It's not just for decoration. It's so you can put him right where he belongs. He loves it, trust me.
Bara Bara No Mi: This fruit was MADE for fucking. I think it's hands down the best for the job. He can pop his cock off to fuck you while he's across the room. He can pop his head off and eat you while he's fucking you. Completely normal.
Smoker
Smoking: The cigars stay on during sex. Both of 'em. Not exactly a kink, but a fact.
Semi-public quickies: He's a Vice Admiral, he doesn't have time for romantic sex at home. You're being bent over his desk, scattering bounties and toppling his rock piles, hoping Tashigi doesn't walk in. You're taking his hand and leading him into a supply closet to rattle a janky ass shelf that may or may not break by the time you're done.
Fishnets: The man loves them. But he's also supplying all of your fishnets because he's torn the crotch open on them to fuck you.
Roronoa Zoro
This is the man that doesn't even realize he has kinks and doesn't care, he just wants what he wants.
Training: He's testing his stamina (bless your soul), his strength (he's standing and holding you up without any issue, no matter what your weight is), and he will cum when he's damn ready.
Sword Play: He has so much discipline that he knows he wouldn't hurt you. He runs it along your thigh, sometimes cuts away your underwear with ease. He's not into scaring you, that's not his thing, he just likes the idea that he can touch even the most delicate things without harming them.
Weapon Worship: He will be happy if you take a genuine interest in his swords. Ecstatic if you ask for him to train you. Extremely hard when he sees you holding one of his swords (you have to be real special for this). And if you ask to see his fourth sword? Good luck to your hips.
Dracule Mihawk
Worship: This man treats your body like it's a piece of art. He makes it a ritual; Foreplay before foreplay. He's savoring the feel of your soft skin. He's trailing light kisses down your neck, your chest, your stomach. He's breathing in your scent, calling you "beautiful" and "perfect" every step of the way. He is a master of sensuality.
Orgasms: Mihawk strikes me as the kind of man that wants you to finish first and he makes it all too easy. His fingers know the perfect rhythm and intensity to get you to cry out his name.
Respect: Sounds silly until it isn't. He let's you recover in-between and he never overstimulates you, unless you ask him to. He wouldn't dare do something you don't like and wouldn't pester you to do sexual favors for him. It's not his style.
Donquixote Rosinante
Guidance: He's the definition of "golden retriever boyfriend". The sweetest, most gentle one on this list. He loves when you teach him how to please you because his entire goal is to make you feel immense pleasure. In this sense, he would enjoy having someone who is a little more domineering towards him to nudge him into more than just missionary sex.
Safety/Comfort: The polar opposite of his brother. He is nearly as big as him and doesn't want to misuse it in bed. He's always asking if what he's doing is ok and making sure you're not in any pain. Protect him at all cost 😩
Praise: Both ways. He thinks you're beautiful and wants to hold your face and look at you while having sex. At the same time he loves when you tell him you feel good and that he's hitting the right spots.
