u l t i m a t e b i r b

soccer mom ~ certified zom-zom killer

[dennys]

Who needs arms when you have sausages

we’ve been saying that for years

[dennys]

Do you have any lettuce gifs? I really want to annoy my friend and she hates lettuce for some reason

this should be pretty annoying

[dailytwdcast]

Steven Yeun by Robyn Von Swank (2014)

[lionbrandyarn-blog]

The cutest thing ever! <3

[knicromaniac]

Absolutely adorable.

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[ventrue]

[aureat]

you know that feeling when you’re out in nature at 5 or 6am and everything’s still quiet and the air still smells like night time and it’s fresh so you shiver a bit but then slowly the first rays of sun peak over the edge of the earth and everything is bathed in foggy, golden light and you just stand there watching the earth awaken.. if that’s not soothing idk what is

[teuer]

“hold your horses”

[myhalloweenurl-deactivated20171]

only one horse? you said horses? when will the lies end smh

[beeandpuppycat]

You ready?

– Bee and PuppyCat, “Birthday Game”

Available for free viewing on VRV!

[sketcheddy]

transparent

[beeandpuppycat]

So cute. <3 

[beeandpuppycat]

Mm, snow. 💖

Bee and PuppyCat, “Toast Dogs Wedding Donut” is available for free on VRV! Watch our latest update!

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[notmusa]

CARL!! [laughtrack]

[awwww-cute]

[this-is-wanderlust]

reblog, reblog, reblog 100 times over

[blue-240d-deactivated20200202]

please

[notmusa]

man idk

[notmusa]

👌

[notmusa]

🎅