Hey everybody!! It's me!! A super cool and awesome selfshipper!!
Main blog is @tea-and-formaldehyde <- <-
He/She/It, 14, Omni, Poly, and Bigender :)
DNI !!
Adults DNI Here or at least DNI with me cause this blog is focused on yk. Me shipping myself romantically with characters. I'll post my tf2 ocs on main sometimes, you can enjoy them there!! Just like. I get all weird on here. As much as some self inserts are separate from me in some ways idk I'm just not that comfortable with yall bein' here reading my insane gay ramblings. If ya wanna interact bc of the characters, keep it sfw!! Don't DM me either homie !! Adults have no business DMing minors for non professional/concern based reasons !!
Also DNI in general if you support/ship pairs that involves adult/minor, incest and step-incest bull shit, abuser/victim, stuff likethat. Blow Up. Now. sorry dont blow up thats just violent me talking just dont come here cause thats Weird As Fuck homeboy
And yeah bigotry . Big sign out here that says no terfs and racists allowed. I am a trans gender individual and I love gay things. I am mixed. I am mentally disabled. Boy if you discriminate against POC, LGBTQIA+, Disabilities, Women, etc get out rn. Where Did You Even Come From. How Did You get Here.
I am a therian/otherkin and furry too so if you're not ok with that also how did you get here.
Thank you for your time chat. I am hypersharing we can hold hands with our wife together.
Self Inserts/Ocs!!!
β°ββ€ Scrap (F/O- Miss Pauling)
They/Them
27
British (VC- Florence Pugh as Goldilocks in Puss and Boots- The Last Wish. idk the accent fits them)
10th Class Oc, The Scavenger. Role is to steal/collect metal, ammo, and health packs and distribute them to the team. Also destroys dispensers and steals from them. Offense class.
Agender
Sapphic
Scrap has a rough relationship with their mother. Scrap was previously in college for a fashion degree and a literature degree. They were a trouble student and originally went to medical school as directed by their mother before dropping out without her permission and pursuing their own passions instead. Their mother, in anger, sent them to become a mercenary for Mann Co. Scrap has fun doing their job but also dislikes being at Mann. Co because of the dropout and would rather be back in college.
Canon-Universe Compliant Selfship
β°ββ€ Paisley Wade (F/O- Detective Noel/Charlie)
He/It
36
Welsh + American (VA- Will Wood)
Handles police archives in NYC.
Unlabeled Gender
Omnisexual
Runaway golden child heir of a cult of personality that has been silent for a long, long time. Started out young as a test subject of sorts used to play with the idea of combining the eldritch with a human without the guide of a higher being. The human form took a long, long time to get back, years spent being something much more than human against his own will. Moving to NYC and finally getting to lead a normal human life like he was supposed to was truly a blessing. However, his past seems to be slowly creeping back up on him.
(Also an AU selfship in the same one as Artemis- He still gets shot and sent to the spain or whagever but I save his ass and we also go on cool adventures and stuff. yayayay)
β°ββ€ Dr Paisley Carlisle (F/O- Medic)
He/Him
47
American
Government Mandated Therapist
Transgender
Homosexual
Grew up a child with morbid fascinations and a love for all things bloody. Parents took note of this and oppressed it, which is why his cannibalistic tendencies and love for bones and dead things is fairly hidden, underneath the guise of someone who looks and acts kind, quaint, successful, put together, and most importantly- sane. However, his sudden infatuation with a certain doctor causes his true self to crawl back out from under its shell.
AU Selfship (Just some different timeline and a different story regarding MVM. Basically following more game and promo and other comics not the 7 Part comic series Nothing too big)
β°ββ€ Artemis (F/O- Lillith)
She/Her
32
Australian
Witch
Lesbian
A little orphaned girl always surrounded by magic. Every day was a new adventure, and still is. Growing up, she perfected her talent in witchcraft, living in the woods amongst all sorts of monsters and cryptids. She is enamored by the incomprehensible and adores the winds of change. Hardly anything can truly stop her, no matter how scary it may feel. But now, the scariest thing of all has happened- a cosmic entity of nightmares has taken an alarming interest in her.
AU Selfship (Just an AU where Lilly is interested in meeee instead of Arthur, and scratch and Lillith are separate entities so Arthur can still have his little adventure and Lillith and I can have our own little adventures and also kiss and stuff.)
Chat where would you propose I put my fanfics/writing because I definitely don't want to touch Wattpad and I don't really want to use AO3 despite there being many fanfics that I do enjoy on there. I might honestly break out my quotev account again
running home in the rain with f/o! their jacket held over both your heads, gripping their arm so you donβt slip.
f/o giving you a flower, unsure if youβll like a gift so small. βi saw it when i was walking and it reminded me of youβ¦β βyou think of me when iβm not there?β βmore than you know. if you had a flower for every time i thought of you, youβd have millions.β
sleeping in the same bed for the first time but it feels natural, like you should be this close forever. your touch makes them feel safe.
sitting next to them and they nestle their head into the curve of your neck. leaning back and they sigh contentedly, murmuring their love into your skin.
Shout out to self-shippers that have "Mary Sue" self-inserts!
There's nothing wrong with giving yourself cool powers or having your f/o fall in love at first sight - the whole point of self-shipping is to indulge and have fun!
please lord please. once chance. I'm just binge listening to his voicelines and sobbing. even the tidbits from the spooky streams. oh my god. ohhhhh my god. oh lord. please my gorgeous boyfriend i WILL save you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm coming don't worry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wherever threshold is!!! I'll bring you back home.... cries.... I miss him AOUHSUHHSHHSHUUUAUUAU
friendly reminder that your f/o can handle tackle hugs just fine and that you should throw yourself at them at mach 1 and squeeze them super tightly and shake 'em around,,,,,, it is enrichment for them to be tackled and squeezed and shaken.
Guaauahhhh every time I listen to his voice lines he sounds so much more
more
um
um
what's the word
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audibly alluring
yes
You see I am not of the lower fool when it comes to subjects of this matter. I am to match the utmost skill and technique when it comes to my raw expressions that m'lord humbly elicits from me, you see. Thy shall never will catch a cadence unsuitable.
