☾☼Pale Alien☼☽

22|Aries|Alien Girl

[kamehamebruh-deactivated2019112]

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[teenscoolest]

[rumaih-deactivated20210423]

Maybe im just too fucking complicated for anyone to love

[5tn]

[destroymylife]

[morefunthanb4]

[understands]

[understands]

[bellygangstaboo]

what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..

[gahdamnpunk]

When just 100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions of course rice is the damn problem 😒

[hydro-homies]

[issaredbih]

Correct

[memescomedy]

[memescomedy]

[memescomedy]

[memorywitches]

me, getting emotional about a video game where anime characters fight alongside mickey mouse bc that’s the power the music of yoko shimomura has:

[poetajoereyes]