Today Is Not Real

26. Bisexual. Comics. Tattoos. Say Anything. Harry Potter. Harley Quinn. Star Trek. My dog. Arrested Development. Red wings hockey. Rupaul’s Drag Race.

[nonentityjr]

[palebeneaththetan-squeeze]

Current mood… complete and utter disparity

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[somecutething]

[ampervadasz]

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

[ethicalmemes]

An alien abduction #EthicalMemes

[omghotmemes]

Finally.

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[dankmemeuniversity]

[neckkiss]

[dilf-ipedia]

Max Bemis

Full name: Maxim Adam Bemis

Birthday: 6 April 1984 (Aries)

Number of children: 4

Known for: Music - Singer; Say Anything (2000-2018)

Random dad fact: Max Bemis and his eldest daughter like to make short films together, which he posts about to his instagram

[onlytwitterpics]

[coluring]

me: *bitches*

guy friend: are you on your period?

me: BITCH I MIGHT BE

I JUST MIGHT BE ON MY PERIOD 365 DAYS A YEAR

[warlockwhore]

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

[warlockwhore]

how do you fucking recover

[knifefightscene]

He’s right