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Human intruder ask blog!! Pfp by the AMAZING @mystr !!!! Go follow!!!

[palehumanguy]

Oh, It works…

I’ve seen the other guests make accounts like this. And the Hermit… I can join in, yes?

(This will be short. OOC below.)

Mod AC again!! Owner of @stupidinfectedthing & @theominousguest.

Seeing the amount of intruder blogs there are I was kind of hesitant on making this one. But then we can start our own intruder ritual and circle around the hermit’s house like we’re in a cult so I made it anyway

This is a blog for human intruder!

Keep in mind, this might be extremely OOC. I’ve seen people make him as innocent as a fawn or just a straight up asshole, but personally I think his attitude depends on who he’s interacting with!

Rules are simple:

I am a MINOR. I do not like to interact with adults that are attracted to my age.

Keep the nsfw to a minimum; jokes are allowed!

Pr0sh1ppers, MAPS, and z00s will be swiftly blocked.

Please don’t panic if I’m late to respond. I’m still in school, and I have a side job. It will either be because of those, or because I am genuinely trying to think of a response that will be satisfactory.

Don’t be afraid to send asks though; I’ll get back to them when I can!

Little silly head canons I have for the human version of intruder:

-He is chubby (Not overweight.)

-He works (or used to) as a cashier!

-He has a crush on the Homeowner

-I think he’s kinda shy, maybe? Or just sucks at social interactions.

-He’s scared of cats.

Err that’s really it… anyway have funsies!

(Blogs to follow!)

[kittymedicnb]

Humantruder my baby

[palegunlover]

Aw so cute so cute

Og pic was from critical reflexes twt

[crushedheaven]

loving gaze (wip)

[the-pale-on3]

WAKE UP, YOUR HUMAN SELF HAD A CHILD

@palehumanguy . . .

What.

[palehumanguy]

😨

Uh, yeah…

@arimax001 come rn..

[digging-up-ghosts]

@not-a-ex-fema-i-swear I know you wanna see the finished product

[that-ferris-visitor]

”..listen my man.. I’m only looking for a place to pass out. I won’t bother you or your residents and I’d rather die by a visitor’s hands than burn to ashes outside. So what do you say?”

[a pic will be here soon I swear]

Yes bro.. Ferris finally has earned their own blog. Woahhhh. After like.. 5 months? Also.. They’re kinda a trust the process type of Oc so yeah. Trust the process (cause he’s still in development)

blog ran by @ouunaschl

character talks in “purple quotes” mod talks in [green brackets] or //double forward slash (in comments/tags)

Rules

No NSFW or straight up direct asks to mod or character (mod is aroace and character is asexual)

please don’t be mean to mod or anyone else who interacts with this blog (be mean to them though they’re a semi-jerk)

guys just be normal and not creepy please💔

info

Alias: Ferris, Ferris anon

Real name: (???)

Nickname(s): Ivan (by Spiral, oddly enough)

Age: (???)

Pronouns and gender: They/them, asexual and toric

Human/visitor?: Visitor

height: (???)

Signs

teeth: (???)

eyes: (???)

hands: (???)

armpits: (???)

photo: (???)

ears: (???)

yapping under the divider btw </3

mod note: I’ve been debating whether I wanted to make Ferris a blog. Only because originally Ferris was an alternative anon I made purely for the shits and giggles (if some people remember Ferris and Spiral ORIGINALLY from the coldest visitor- coat guy rp acc- you’d know they’re originally a chaotic duo and Ferris was kinda just the place up if I got tired of using Spiral) but ever since I realized people actually seemed to like Ferris I’ve been contemplating the idea. Originally I wanted to make a Ferris blog right after I created the Spiral, but then plans changed. I’m so glad I can finally make a Ferris blog and that people still love and enjoy them. Thank you all💚(-v-)

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tags

#🎡a new face! - start of rp

#👀the lovely anon says.. - anon asks

#‼️ding! New info! -new info being added to the intro post

#🌀⭐️🫀quick interruption! -ooc

Anyways yeah have fun :33

[craigslistcowboy]

Don't flame my human intruder design I'll blow up

[craigslistcowboy]

Don't flame my human intruder design I'll blow up

[your-local-humantruder]

She stared at him for a really, really long moment, looking back at her man, then back at him, and then back at her man, fixing her bag strap. "He kinda looks like you honey" she said, guestiring to the pale creature, nudging Alek to look over.

@palehumanguy

(alright, I know I said I was done with ninah, BUT- before they get to their new place, you know...)

[I stare back, bewildered and unsure of what to do, he considers the option of walking away] "I'm sorry, do I know you?"

[palehumanguy]

“UHM…yeah, hon, I’m pretty sure this is the entity that tried to kill me a long time ago.”

@arimax001

[koshmasha]

Palegun spawn again!! She has a name now - Anya. Due to the scarcity caused by the cataclysm, her only toys are human bones and protag's childhood best friend Toto. She takes after her visitor papa tho, she's kinda feral. Pale man is enamored. Protag is lowkey horrified. But dw, they both love her lots!!

[palehumanguy]

@arimax001 you gonna love this one

[palehumanguy]

"alright honey, ready? Time to go" Anya was strapped to her chest already, sleeping, barely visible in the sling wrap from how tiny she was.

She first grabbed Mia, putting her in the wrap she managed to get Alek into, making sure she was secure before doing the same with Oliver, the two comfy against their dad.

She went over to the bag then, grabbing a few to carry, quite happy to be getting out.

Yeah yeah, I’m all ready now.

Alek took whatever was left, carrying them both under his arms.

Ha ha…look at us, leaving. Isn’t this amazing? Are you excited?! I feel like I’m leaving the nest again. Except I’m not getting thrown out this time.

[weoponizedautism]

I'm bored, reblog with random pics. I'll start

@just-me-st1ll0 @contently-cringe @acethecrater @three-pieces-of-toast + anyone else who'd like to join

[satans-fan-offical]

@laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @no-one-offical @ anyone else that wants to join

[da-police-offical]

@laciffo-natas @bone-lord @the-stonekeepers @chill-lesbian2013 @radiation-poisoning-offical @nurse-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk and anyone else who i didn't tag because I'm lazy

[nurse-offical]

@paranoia-offical @evilpineapple-offical @illegaldoctor--offical @isopod-offical and anyone else i’ve inevitably forgotten

[evilpineapple-offical]

I dunno who to tag :3 open tags

[burning-britain-official]

My dad sent me this

@bunny-slippers-offical @eredin-offical @costa-rica-offical @falkor-the-best-villain @ben-offical @alien-in-washington @un-official-river @fay-offical @tax-evader-offical @evil-goon-offical @inky-cap-offical

[tax-evader-offical]

found it on pinterest :D

open tags

[nyxie-is-da-bean]

Also found on Pinterest:p

@itzbook @son--of--hestia @awildweirdo101

[awildweirdo101]

Me fr ↑

@cloudyfrogs16 @silly-void @the-featherless-biped

[the-featherless-biped]

plant

@sarnai4 @w3ndytheraccoon @kitsu-katsu @kcookiez @ethanslife1o1 + open tags

[kcookiez]

LMAO I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX 😭 also I just realized I got tagged in this twice 😂

@jellyrybka @foxyfyre @alpheiamoth @weezerphile @mettatonsflippedswitch @awesomepeoplepissoncars

@sedatedmacaroni @j3nny21xcx

[j3nny21xcx]

Idek lmao

@i-ate-my-dogs-ears @thatgurlrose @thatonebisexualgunner @spaceoversociety @baldbrams+open tags

[baldbrams]

idk man 🤷‍♀️

@frankenbrat @feltgoodabtu @gracielongsleeves @daisyswift3 @gloomygaygirl @shetani-the-wildcat @haytan @destroyedeverysilverlining @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @j3nny21xcx @lar-lara @citrusexcalibur @girl-on-the-subway @milzchaoticrambling @buffatronnie @xiaxiaoo @cherioba @justainsanenobody @youshouldhateshakespeare @linnielemon @d1n0-nugget @hollowh3artz @askashlynbanner @exclusivegrain @confusedfroggirl @aurevoirr @benmcy @indigo-skies14 @thefallenangel673 @nikos25 @misterkaplunk @leleloolooleedle @foundheaveen @cats-and-space @ivys-head-is-spinning @marzandstarz09 @thechildeaterr @foundheaven013 @catgirlelric +anyone else :33

[cats-and-space]

Thanks for the tag!!

This was an ad I got on Pinterest.

No pressure tags!!

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @calcium-is-screaming @milafredka @chaos-ducks @no-one-offical @your-local-blackhole + whoever else wants to join!!

[your-local-blackhole]

thanks for tagging me!

once got recommended this video

time to tag some people

@your-local-chaos-shark @yourunusalartist @justcommander @unan-zin @borakaraca @multiple-crows-in-a-trenchcoat @joehawleyexploding @arimax001 @knockinonprotagsdoor

no pressure to respond!

[arimax001]

Idk why this is still in my camera roll

@palehumanguy @tie-girl-lucie @mediocremalibug

[palehumanguy]

why is that in yo camera roll mootie

@vocafur @vmpregutz @yourlocalloserboy

[palehumanguy]

"darling? We need to talk" pax said, clearly she hasn't been sleeping well the past few nights, but not because of the kids, something else was weighting on her mind.

(k, got a plan, we're gonna start the RP here and then transfer it onto the new humantruder blog! Once they are out of the house)

Oh…yeah?

Alek immediately stops whatever he’s doing, now overwhelmed with dread. Oh god, what did he fuck up this time?

What’s…up? You been feeling alright?

[arimax001]

"i- I can't stay here, I don't wanna live here, in this... Concrete block!" Pax said, tearing up, she felt like she was going insane, she couldn't stay indoors, it just wasn't in her nature, in those 4, blank walls, away from nature and actual greenery. "I want to move, away from here, somewhere where our kids can actually live and breath" she said quietly, hiding her face in her hands.

[palehumanguy]

Hey hey hey, calm down. It’s okay.

You wanna move? That’s fine…but where would we go?

[arimax001]

"I don't know, somewhere where the sun isn't as strong, maybe up to the mountains?" She said, the kids would be fine, they were like her, they could stand heat, but she was more worried about him getting burned, the mountains would be their best bet.

[palehumanguy]

The mountains?

He had to think about it for a moment. The mountains might be good. Would the sun be more likely to burn him up there? Would it be colder, or warmer?

The mountains. That sounds amazing, actually. You know a place in a mountains? Like- a place where I won’t burn to death?

[arimax001]

"Ya, mountains tend to be cooler, we should be alright up there" she said, deciding she needed some cuddles, it's been a while since they got to cuddle, so, she grabbed him by the arms and spread them, going between them, taking her favourite place in the world, which was against his chest. "But... Won't you, you know... Wouldn't you want to stay because of Misha?" She asked, more quietly now, drawing patterns on his collar bone

[palehumanguy]

Instantly he wrapped his arms around her, one hand on her hand and the other on her back.

No. I love Misha but you are my partner. I’ll have to talk to him about it- but I think he’ll be okay. He’ll have Lucie and Beetle and their maybe child, plus everyone else. He should be okay. I would never leave you for him.

[neonglowxx]

remember that one scene from "men in black"

[palehumanguy]

"darling? We need to talk" pax said, clearly she hasn't been sleeping well the past few nights, but not because of the kids, something else was weighting on her mind.

(k, got a plan, we're gonna start the RP here and then transfer it onto the new humantruder blog! Once they are out of the house)

Oh…yeah?

Alek immediately stops whatever he’s doing, now overwhelmed with dread. Oh god, what did he fuck up this time?

What’s…up? You been feeling alright?

[arimax001]

"i- I can't stay here, I don't wanna live here, in this... Concrete block!" Pax said, tearing up, she felt like she was going insane, she couldn't stay indoors, it just wasn't in her nature, in those 4, blank walls, away from nature and actual greenery. "I want to move, away from here, somewhere where our kids can actually live and breath" she said quietly, hiding her face in her hands.

[palehumanguy]

Hey hey hey, calm down. It’s okay.

You wanna move? That’s fine…but where would we go?

[arimax001]

"I don't know, somewhere where the sun isn't as strong, maybe up to the mountains?" She said, the kids would be fine, they were like her, they could stand heat, but she was more worried about him getting burned, the mountains would be their best bet.

[palehumanguy]

The mountains?

He had to think about it for a moment. The mountains might be good. Would the sun be more likely to burn him up there? Would it be colder, or warmer?

The mountains. That sounds amazing, actually. You know a place in a mountains? Like- a place where I won’t burn to death?

[palehumanguy]

"darling? We need to talk" pax said, clearly she hasn't been sleeping well the past few nights, but not because of the kids, something else was weighting on her mind.

(k, got a plan, we're gonna start the RP here and then transfer it onto the new humantruder blog! Once they are out of the house)

Oh…yeah?

Alek immediately stops whatever he’s doing, now overwhelmed with dread. Oh god, what did he fuck up this time?

What’s…up? You been feeling alright?

[arimax001]

"i- I can't stay here, I don't wanna live here, in this... Concrete block!" Pax said, tearing up, she felt like she was going insane, she couldn't stay indoors, it just wasn't in her nature, in those 4, blank walls, away from nature and actual greenery. "I want to move, away from here, somewhere where our kids can actually live and breath" she said quietly, hiding her face in her hands.

[palehumanguy]

Hey hey hey, calm down. It’s okay.

You wanna move? That’s fine…but where would we go?