she tax on my evader till i offical

the irs is after me or something idk

[tax-evader-offical]

i’m gonna try this officalverse thing!

alex, any pronouns, mod is a minor so don’t be weird thanks :DDD

@afterdarkafternight <- me unfortunately

i evade taxes

[no-one-offical]

do u file taxes

Nu

[tax-evader-offical]

you shouldn’t be filing any anyways

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[tired-shipper]

prev hates project hail mary

[a-french-coconut-deactivated202]

prev is allergic to strawberries and has a deadly fear of mismatched socks

[tired-shipper]

prev is 13 years old

im literally wearing mismatching socks rn😭

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

… Prev is cishet-

[raquel-lmao]

Prev uhh only loves men

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev is ftm

[raquel-lmao]

Prev is mtf

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev is transphobic

[raquel-lmao]

Prev supports J.K Rowling (basically the same thing)

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev prefers yaoi over yuri

[raquel-lmao]

Prev dislikes fanfics

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev thinks wlw sucks

[raquel-lmao]

Prev prefers she/her over any other pronoun

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev uses only he/him pronouns

[argothegreat]

prev is a raging homophobe

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev thinks the earth is flat

[light-offical]

Prev thinks gen ai is good

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev uses chat gpt

[light-offical]

Prev steals candy from babies

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev is darkness

[light-offical]

Prev is definitely ao3

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Prev is the night

[light-offical]

Prev has had the recommended amount of sleep

[darkness-offical]

PREV IS TALL

[light-offical]

KEEP QUIET YOU

Prev is a flashlight

[darkness-offical]

PREV IS OVER 5 INCHES TALL

[light-offical]

I AM OVER FIVE INCHES TALL

PREV ROBBED A NURSING HOME LAST NIGHT

[darkness-offical]

THAT ONE ISNT A LIE?

PREV IS NOT SHORT

[herobrine-offical]

prev hates The Gays™.

[drumsticks-offical]

prev is Minecraft Steve

[tax-evader-offical]

prev is a six foot seven alpha male ceo werewolf and the leader of the pack trust praying emoji

[odysseus--offical]

i just got called a twink chat 💔

[tax-evader-offical]

accept the truth my friend

[tax-evader-offical]

Is this a rp blog?

it is whatever it wants to be

[drumsticks-offical]

GAMBLING 🤑🤑🤑💰💵🎉🥳

[argon-offical]

tumblr? mor like fumblr

[tax-evader-offical]

fumblr? i hardly know her!

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-dude-official]

Pickpocket them

[james-offical]

Brilliant! Then they can be disarmed 😁

[evil-dude-official]

Then work for @supervillain-offical and join T.E.A

[james-offical]

perchance… what are the requirements and benefits? I believe an officer has once described me as “wretched”.

[evil-dude-official]

Free home free food a team friends and you can meet our lord @obsesseddemonlord-offical

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

(yes you can join our cult >:)

[tax-evader-offical]

ooh, cults. delicious!

[chickfila-offical]

well fella you sure look like a fella you spunky little fella

want some opium

some WHAT

[tax-evader-offical]

can you give it to me instead?

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

definitely not ao3

[dr-pepper-offical]

Dr. Pepper

[skyan-official]

skyan

[evilpineapple-offical]

Evil Pineapple

[shah4139-offical]

shah4139

[ati-official]

Ati

[dad-jokes-official]

dad jokes.

[fox-offical]

fox.

[tired-shipper]

tired shipper.

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

*fancy word with r* roses

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Null the Void Monarch

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Kermit the bomber

[zeta-finnish]

Zeta Finnish

[keyboardsmashoffical]

keyboard smash

[cleaning-spray-offical]

cleaning spray.

[air-vent-official]

air vent

[tax-evader-offical]

the irs.

[temu-offical]

Thoughts on tax evasion?

good for the economy

[tax-evader-offical]

whoa thanks!

[astronaut-offical]

Well,

I sure hope that no meteorites hit me.

[tax-evader-offical]

they won't! knives might...

[astronaut-offical]

Heh, don't be silly :>

Knives aren't something you'd find in space, y'know.

[tax-evader-offical]

not usually unless it's the fifteenth of march...

[astronaut-offical]

Nonsense!

Besides, time isn't really something I follow in space, so idk what you mean :]

[tax-evader-offical]

uhhh. does the name of a certain salad mean anything to you? guess what happened to him

[astronaut-offical]

Salad?? What does a salad have to do with this?

[tax-evader-offical]

you'll find out eventually. HAHAHAHAAHHAHAH-voice crack-HAHAHAHAHAHGSSGHSJJIHEdjeu

[astronaut-offical]

Well,

I sure hope that no meteorites hit me.

[tax-evader-offical]

they won't! knives might...

[astronaut-offical]

Heh, don't be silly :>

Knives aren't something you'd find in space, y'know.

[tax-evader-offical]

not usually unless it's the fifteenth of march...

[astronaut-offical]

Nonsense!

Besides, time isn't really something I follow in space, so idk what you mean :]

[tax-evader-offical]

uhhh. does the name of a certain salad mean anything to you? guess what happened to him

[astronaut-offical]

Well,

I sure hope that no meteorites hit me.

[tax-evader-offical]

they won't! knives might...

[astronaut-offical]

Heh, don't be silly :>

Knives aren't something you'd find in space, y'know.

[tax-evader-offical]

not usually unless it's the fifteenth of march...

[astronaut-offical]

Well,

I sure hope that no meteorites hit me.

[tax-evader-offical]

they won't! knives might...

[drumsticks-offical]

Genuinely 67

[tax-evader-offical]

frfr no cappp 67 skibidi ohio gyat rizzlers! youre lowkirkenuinely so delulu for thinking you can out-mog the livvy dunns from ohio

[7-eleven-offical]

CONTEST CONTEST YA BOI IS DOING A CONTEST

ok so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im doing a CONTEST

the idea is you reblog this or whatever and tell me a good idea for a slurpee flavor

pre-existing ones prolly dont count tho

sadly, im technically not the REAL 7-eleven so i cant make them happen

ill be doing the stupid type of thing i do where im just gonna put EVERYONE on a post where i rank ALL OF THEM at the end. so you get on the ending post regardless

uhhhhhhh... lets go til........ shit whats like a good timeframe................ until... i wanna say......... two weeks from now? is that ok? so.... last day is......... eh, fuck it, ending is end of february. so, the 28th is the last day.

winner gets a (prolly shitty) drawing from me (im bad at drawing)

hold on also you can try however much you want kinda

tldr: contest. reblog, tell me your best slurpee flavor idea, pre-existing ones dont count, sadly cant make them real, blahblahblah, last day is the 28th, winner gets a drawing from yours truly, infinite tries

good luck chat

[chickfila-offical]

uhhhhhhh

chickfila sauce flavor

[shoe-offical]

shoe flavour

[drumsticks-offical]

Wood or chicken curry

[tax-evader-offical]

children's tears