Death

Name's Jason freakin' Todd, and I'm the damned Horsemen of Death, but I still moonlight as the Red Hood. One thing; don't screw with the Horsemen or Solomon's Demons, or I won't be a happy camper, capeche? [[M!A: none]] [[FC: Tyler Hoechlin]] [[Will get NSFW, Triggers left and right - c'mon, he's Death]] [[ AU Jason Todd in which he is cursed with being the aspect of Death of the Four Horsemen.]]

[palestallionofapocalypse]

I'm not saying I broke your coffee machine but I'm not coming down from the celling until someone happens to buy you a new one for no reason.

... What. Webs, what the fuck -- do you... do you realize what you’ve done -- *clearly Jason is beyond distressed; he was not awake for a broken coffee maker. Nope, nu uh, no way.*

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"Jaaaaaason."

“Tooooommyyyy.” finally, Jason lifts his head to stare bleary-eyed at the speedster, hair sticking out in every which way direction.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"Jason."

“Wh-what--” grumpy Death is apparently grumpier than he thought he was.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"Jason."

“Mmmgh... mmph... what?” lazily Jason swats towards the offending voice invading his sleep.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

A chance to sit down? Awesome.

Jay stalked after her, plopping down next to Babs on the edge of the building, “It’s a little new - I live with a plethora of people and one of them, Remy, keeps stealing my damn coffee pot.” he huffed.

[batbarbara-deactivated20161228]

"I see." Barbara chuckles. "I can’t imagine you putting up with that for too long."

[palestallionofapocalypse]

Jason looked to the side, almost sulkily, “Nope… so I chase him down to shoot his ass but he keeps throwing explosives in my face… Freakin’ assmunch.”

[batbarbara-deactivated20161228]

"Sounds like a  hell of a boys club Jace." She stretches out laying back. "So what brings you to my end this fine night?"

[palestallionofapocalypse]

He chuckled, leaning back on his hands, "Escaping the boys club for a bit. Figured you'd be out here somewhere."

[palestallionofapocalypse]

Are you tellin’ me it’s only the afternoon and you’re already running around in your underwear?

[thesecondofthenight-deactivated]

Yikes, did I forget to put my uniform on again?

[palestallionofapocalypse]

I really am never going to understand how you forget to do that, Bluebird. *Pot meet kettle.*

[secondreplacedrobin--archive-de]

+palestallionofapocalypse

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"Are you sure? You keep yawning and stretching like one." Jason returned the glare at that, tucking his phone away.

[secondreplacedrobin--archive-de]

"Well, I could act like a cat and cling at you while purring." Tim challenged with a raised eyebrow.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"You sure you wanna say things like that? I might take you up on that." a challenging grin broke out across the older's face.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

I’m at least 80% sure that living under the floorboards was not the only solution.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

Well… I didn’t want to shoot you guys, that’d defeat the purpose of trying to look after you.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

[Puffs out his chest] I’ll have you know some people have assumed I am a respectable adult capable of looking after myself.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

I don't think it counts if those people are you, yourself, and the dog. *Smirks.*

[secondreplacedrobin--archive-de]

+palestallionofapocalypse

[secondreplacedrobin--archive-de]

"Take any." He mumbled.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"Pepperoni?" he thought for a moment, shook his head, then dialed one of the pizza places numbers that he could remember.

[secondreplacedrobin--archive-de]

"Yup." He hummed and stretched.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"What are you, a cat?" Jason muttered, turning as he suddenly raised his voice a bit to address the person on the other end of the phone. He placed an order for a pizza, gave Tim’s address, then hung up.

[secondreplacedrobin--archive-de]

"I’m not a cat idiot." He muttered and turned his head to glare at Jason for that comment. He debated on whether to throw a book again or not.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

"Are you sure? You keep yawning and stretching like one." Jason returned the glare at that, tucking his phone away.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

You have to bring that up every time? Mols thought it was a good idea! How was I supposed to know you’d basically have an aneurism when you saw it?

[palestallionofapocalypse]

Everything in the kitchen was pink. Everything. The only solution was to live under the floorboards.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

I’m at least 80% sure that living under the floorboards was not the only solution.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

Well... I didn't want to shoot you guys, that'd defeat the purpose of trying to look after you.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

You make a small piece of me die every time you say things like that.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

What…? What did I say?

[dailybuglerrandboy]

I didn’t believe it before but it’s true.You are the reason children have nightmares.

[palestallionofapocalypse]

What...? I still don't get it, Sticks.

[godpngs-deactivated20140812]

[movealongsirr]

[gifsheroes]

The twins. Sooner or later, they will meet the twins. It’s not a world of spies anymore. Not even a world of heroes. This is the age of miracles. There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle.

[markipooper]

Mark is the sweetest man in the world and nothing will ever convince me other wise

[queen-haiz]

Orphan Text 4/?

[neverabatbrat-blog]

Storytime with Uncle Jay by redlacedbird