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Ash. 25. OH —> UT. I'm beating my depression, but this blog is not about that.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[te5seract]

Embraced by The Winter.  Moraine Lake - Winter Embrace. 

by Wieslaw Poltorak

[butteryplanet]

cinemagraph artist: kitchenghosts

[90377]

Twin Falls Light Rays by Sarah Dove Chandler website | facebook | twitter | instagram

[ireth-alcarin]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

She did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air, clean water, a garden, kisses, books to read, sheltering arms, a cozy bed, and to love and be loved in return.

Starra Neely Blade (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[cringefailprincess]

no, listen, when I say I want to integrate more specific solarpunk stuff in my life, i don’t mean to ask for yet again new “aesthetic” clothes that now you have to buy or make to show your support of the movement (screw that i’m consuming enough as it is), or more posts about impossible house goals, or whatever, I’m asking you what my options to build a portable and eco friendly phone charger are, im asking you viable tiny-appartment edible plants growing tricks on a budget,  im asking tips to slow down when my mind and society tell me im not fast enough, i don’t need more rich art nouveau amateurs aesthetics or pristine but cold venus project, okay, i know i should joins associations where I am tho i’m constantly on the move, thanks for that, just, you know, can we get a bit more practical ??? how do I hack my temporary flat into going off the grid for the time i’m here

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Hello! ☀️ Here are a few practical suggestions for stuff you can do: 

Make a bottle tower garden (a small one could do well on a windowsill) 

Make eco-friendly household cleaners

Germinate strawberry seeds and care for the plants 

Grow plants from cuttings (you can grow almost anything this way) 

Make a sun jar 

Grow low maintenance houseplants 

Make a string garden 

Make a wall planter 

Germinate an avocado seed 

Make a shoe pocket garden 

Build a mini solar generator 

Re-grow kitchen scraps 

Find the right solar battery charger 

Recycle old solar cells 

Hope you find something useful in there! I post stuff up from time to time under my diy tag. Feel free to drop me a message if you have any requests!

[jellyfishdirigible]

grow oyster mushrooms on waste coffee grounds (also works with shiitake)

a list of some food plants that can grow indoors with reduced light

windowsill herbs

egg carton seed germination

germinate chayote and keep it as a houseplant (the root, stem, leaves, fruit, and seed are all edible)

choosing a portable solar panel

tips for energy efficient apartment life (but jsyk LED is better than CFL, and a tank bank or expanding water bottle is better than a brick or bottle of gravel)

DIY draft stoppers

DIY solar oven and recipes

evaporative refrigeration

use conkers/horse chestnuts to replace soap and detergents

use baking soda as dry shampoo

cleaning with vinegar do’s & don’ts and common myths

DIY dryer balls

apartment-friendly bokashi composting and DIY bokashi bran

DIY moss terrarium for your soul (ain’t many souls slower or more patient than moss)

and a list of some easy care indoor plants for your nerves

and for your bathroom and your air quality

recycle t-shirts into yarn for your crafts

[escapekit]

Sleepwalking in Outer Space

Spain-based neuroscientist and photographer Al Mefer captures beautiful infrared landscapes that feel other worldly. 

Escape Kit / Instagram / Twitter / Minuscule

[forrestmankins]

[veryfunnymemes]

[shortviolet]

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

its like marine biology Jackass

[jacequilart]

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

[jheselbraum]

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

[heartsnbruises]

The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.

[escapekit]

Puzzle Art

Vancouver-based artist Tim Klein makes puzzle montages from different puzzles using the same die cut pattern.

[some-stars]

@aureovitta THERE’S MORE :D

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[southernsideofme]

[olderandhumbler]

This cannot be shared enough

[kaijuno]

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

[darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20]

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

[thiswillonlyhurtalittle]

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.