Supercalifragilistic existential crisis @pan-with-the-plan - Tumblr Blog

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

ohnoitstbskyen

wooteena

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

punkrock-bottom

madlori

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

evvergreen

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

romanceyourdemons

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

devilishdescent

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

devilishdescent

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

qqchurch

afurioushawk

foolishmortal

The U.S. Justice Department and 17 states have reached settlement agreements with three major egg producers over allegations of that the com

regularlywrong

Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!

lesbianshepard

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

lesbianshepard

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.