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20. Pan Dulce.

[megbuns]

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[meangirlnurse]

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

[meangirlnurse]

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

[meangirlnurse]

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

[meangirlnurse]

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

[meangirlnurse]

one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her “yeah, sometimes.” then she casually, calmly went, “maybe it’s because you were almost kidnapped as a baby”

she didn’t even elaborate until i asked her to explain

(my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)

my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like “bye honey have a good day at school”

[meangirlnurse]

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

[ziraseal]

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

[steveinaspeedo]

[honeygoro]

真田 ユキ ☆

[marveladdicts]

[squibwub-blog]

[dakotaraptor]

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

[bortoukali]

[anti-scum]

three

[stability]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i am going to think about this every day for the rest of my life (x)

[capsat]

[nagisakaworu]

“what’s your favorite game?”

[drferox]

Aesthetic

The computer said my next patient’s name was Lucifer, and that he was a domestic. Not that an unusual name for a pet, I have to admit.

“Come on in. Do you have Lucifer hiding in that box for me?” I say. A gentleman dressed all in black with a rather spiky aesthetic and a selection of piercings comes into my consult room and opens the box.

He places a perfectly black rabbit on the table.

Honestly, I had been expecting a cat.

Turns out Lucifer is his new rabbit. He’d insisted on taking it from a friend who wasn’t taking care of it a few months ago.

Lucifer, for his part, had decided the table was too scary and that his dad’s leather clad armpit was the best place to be.

To my surprise and delight, our new goth rabbit owner is doing everything right. Perfect diet, read up on rabbit health, vaccinating, enrichment, the works.

He even started a vegetable garden to grow treats for the rabbit, or as he put it, “tributes for lucifer.”

[kai-ni]

I….. I love this …..

[itsbyrosie]

Dumb

[ilovegoromajima]

That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will

[iwannabeadored]

HIS NAME IS WANKSY HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THAT OUT

[mikipeen]

- Stammi Vicino, Non Te Ne Andare -  I’m very proud of this piece, and I just want to say that Yuri On Ice gave me something very important to hold on to, and I can’t wait to see what’s in store for us in Season 2 <3 Available on Redbubble!

[jojisthings]

[ahsadler]

every day we walk further from god’s light