Badger Me This

Voice Actor / Level 99 Team Dad. Please do not make requests on Anonymous.

[kougayon]

You can only reblog this once a year

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[gharibajameel]

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[gharibajameel]

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[riddlesinpaint]

oh my god i thought the reason i couldn’t read this yesterday was because i was high on pain meds but as it turns out it was just like that

[bananatwinky]

bitter enough to be true

[pokeaniepisodes]

New characters revealed for the upcoming 2019 Pokémon anime series: 

Professor Sakuragi - His Research Institute in Kuchiba City (at the Kanto region) is the new hub for Satoshi (Ash Ketchum) & Gō’s adventure.

Koharu - Professor Sakuragi’s 10-year-old daughter who goes to school, and a childhood friend of Gō. Her lovable partner is a Wanpachi (Yamper).

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SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T

[bananatwinky]

[ratanak45]

“Hmm.. ”

“Ngh.. ”

“Tck!! I can’t take it anymore.. ”

DAME DA NE. DAME YO, DAME NA NO YO

[daily-garfield]

05/12/92

[bananatwinky]

I did a little revision to this comic

I thought it’d be better if I wasn’t referencing something specific. Also I’ve been watching a lot of animal rescue videos

[gogopri-deactivated20241226]

Video Games

[bananatwinky]

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[rawreffles]

Big mood with being the only daughter too. All my brothers are older than me but I get all this shit not them

[mpreg-harrystyles]

[synapple]

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

[katribou]

my sister just made this joke n i couldn’t pass it up…. at least let him eat it u freaque

[dividusyliaster]

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

[dividusyliaster]

D I S G U S T

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