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i'm procrastinating. profile pic by higgity-heck

[voidpostings1]

[curioscurio]

Laios: Lynel milk is actually quite easy to extract once you get the hang of it! :)

Marcile: Those in power censor and repress valuable lost knowledge and research out of ignorance and fear

Chilchuck: i miss my wife

Senshi:

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[greenfinchg-illustration]

🗡️✨🌙

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[cocaineyoga]

Good morning friends

Saturdayyyyyy

[mspinkcake]

CONFIRMED: Isabelle went to uni and we are so proud of her

[leafplush]

isabelle actually went to nineteen different universities! and has nineteen engineering degrees!

[tagmemystrich]

Isabelle is a millenial icon. 19 degrees and she can still only be a secretary while you’re the mayor.

[pukicho]

I have been demoted to nobody 😞

I am promoting you from nobody to worm, you may dig around in the dirt and be eaten alive by birds.

[pukicho]

Fuck that’s good

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[little-light-bulb]

made a cross stitch pattern, i'm so pleased with it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

[theonion]

Arousing suspicion among the digital marketing firm’s employees with its warm and solicitous tone, an encouraging email sent from the account of Pulse of Tomorrow CEO Herb Helminth was quickly flagged as a phishing attempt and deleted, sources reported Thursday. “I’ve never seen anything like this in my life—he even spelled the name of our company correctly,” said social media manager Esther Perez, who expressed concern when she noticed the email’s tone bore little resemblance to the CEO’s usual cold and hostile writing style.

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[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me