hotdog.exe

I'm so tired

[pandacommando]

Need to lock in and get motivated? Have you considered playing a six hour long hardstyle mix on youtube? Surely you will not regret listening to the musical equivalent of cocaine for half your day! It is a normal, healthy way to ensure you get your work done in a timely manner with no lasting effects! 👍👍👍

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pandacommando]

I know this symbol is meant to imply "keep away from children" but I can't help but interpret it as "If you don't let your son eat batteries, he may attempt to punch you in the dick"

[pandacommando]

You guys ever check out that roller coaster in the middle of the ocean?

[silly-signs]

where are the GODDAMN egg signs. We NEED the egg signs. FIND them. NOW !!! FIND THE EGG SIGNS NOW

Uhm uh ah

Egg nog

I don’t hqve another eggplicitly related posts sorry

[pandacommando]

I stand by my opinion that this song goes harder then anything else on the Parodius soundtrack

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[astronaut-offical]

The lil guy just kinda… stopped working properly for a moment there…

[pandacommando]

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[javascript-official]

It's called Tetris and it already exists

[sugarberry-beetle]

FUCK YOU flies away

[threedollarsdotcom]

the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract

[squirrel--boy]

Damn, what does Los Angeles get?

[threedollarsdotcom]

ants

[ominous-signs]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pandacommando]

Wow, the city of Orlando really saw an event that explicitly states that it will always be 100% non-profit for both organizers and guests and said "How can we monetize this?"

[depsidase]

[pandacommando]

Homework for your cooking class

[pandacommando]

Unfortunate individual named Potential Spam who can't figure out why everyone is always rejecting their calls.

[pandacommando]

I really despise the concept of "collectables".

The idea that a plastic toy or t-shirt that probably cost ten dollars when it first came out is now going for hundreds on Ebay just because it's not being produced anymore really irks me because I don't want to buy that kind of shit for bragging rights or to try and flip it, I just want to put it on my desk or wear it. It's a silly little novelty item and should be priced as such.