No WiFi, No Lif(I Have)

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[animatedtext]

why don't you consider yourself a poet?

In 2011 lil wayne said “real gs move in silence like lasagna” and ever since then i realized he is the only living poet

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes

[groceryshoppingwithaghost]

[funnytwittertweets]

[woodmeat]

Me

[woodmeat]

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

[papigetbusy-deactivated20221012]

We not even trying no more here

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[imbalanceblue]

watching the bus slowly make its way towards my stop like a blushing groom watching the bride walk down the aisle on his wedding day

[smallpwbbles]

Sonic movie advertising crew are so based for this

[frightshack]

finally saw batman. during the scene in the iceberg lounge my dad leaned over to me and said "club penguin" and then didnt look at me for the rest of the film

[shiveringsoldier]

it’s just that anti-industrialization is one of the strongest themes in Tolkien’s works as a whole and a corporation that’s destroying the environment and is headed by a man who hoards ungodly levels of wealth while surveilling his workers constantly and refusing to pay them a living wage now owns the rights to his works and is treating them as another commercial property and making Tolkien’s works part of the very machine that he condemned

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view

[memewhore]

[feelingbluepolitics]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

100% TRUE

[sallyyates]

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

[fail-sage]

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

[bestgirlsystem]

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

[woodentempest]

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

[runcibility]

outline.com is amazing - it hasn’t failed yet on any site that I’ve tried it on.

There’s a chrome extension and firefox extension.

[saino-m]

[godsfavschizo]

new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die

[feefal]

Some medical charts I made were I explore fictional diseases and phenomenon

I’m planning on making a small zine featuring these fictional disease charts, which will be available as a preorder bonus for when my art book gets published!

[fortinbrasftw]

Kid Pix just became public domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It’s uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

(update: someone commented that Kid Pix has ALWAYS been open source which is rad as hell)

[783-remade]

twitter users who act like their adhd forces them to actively support racist youtubers always act like having a hyperfixation is some kind of painful unbearable torture. like it CAN interfere with your daily life but please i don't think i could survive telling someone i hyperfixated on pokemon glitches when i was 11 and them being like "oh my god i'm so sorry you had to go through that"

[783-remade]

"you just don't GET IT. having a hyperfixation is HORRIBLE. it hurts me so much and every day is TORTURE. which is why i write ship fanfic about racist youtubers and you're not allowed to criticize me or the youtubers in any way"