hey kids

The name's Stormy. I'm 23 and an absolute nerd. Plain and simple. Oh and I also kinda have a little YouTube type thingy for a hobby. You should check it out. Or not. Because it kinda sucks. youtube: bit.ly/1gpuesj twitter & IG: saltqueenstormy snapchat: pandasincrime

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[memeuplift]

[guerrillatech]

[smelly28]

Rule

[daydreamz618]

[angrywall]

[quiet-oracle]

[pidoop]

[flagellant]

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

[sethprotector]

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

[flagellant]

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

[flagellant]

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

[abutterflyobsession]

supervisor asked me to draw a snowman on our chalkboard so I drew a little snowman on a piece of cardboard and showed it to them. “Oh, that’s cute–WHY DOES IT HAVE PEOPLE LEGS”

>:]

EDIT: my art has received stunning reviews such as:

                    “what is wrong with you???!”

“that’s disturbing”

                         “WHY”

 “I’m having a panic attack”

                             “get that Steven King garbage away from me”

“I like his showgirl legs”

[abutterflyobsession]

came in today and couldn’t find the snowman doodle so I scribbled another one real quick and put it where the first one had been. Supervisor came back from lunch and I’m “how’s Frosty been” and they look over and say “oh he’s still in the same–WAIT THAT’S A DIFFERENT ONE THERE ARE TWO NOW” O_O

so of course I doodled some more on break. Tomorrow they’re going to come in to Buff Frosty and Ballet Legs Frosty

>:]

[goldwerewolf]

Where is the drawing @abutterflyobsession?!? Show us the cursed image!!!!

[abutterflyobsession]

tbh I’m not sure how cursed they really are because my coworkers are weak. Have a couple quick recreations:

This first one is what started all the fuss. Kinda tame, really.

this one is waiting for my supervisor to find tomorrow morning. Buff Leggy Frosty

this is a tumblr-only one because the Ballet Leg Frosty I doodled at work looks a lot different

[abutterflyobsession]

coworker: what are these drawings for?

supervisor: she draws them to TORMENT ME

[abutterflyobsession]

me: so I’ve been tormenting my coworkers with Leggy Snowmen

therapist: you what

me: if you give me a piece of paper I can show you

therapist: … no. Okay, yes.

me: *draws frosty and shows it to him*

therapist:

therapist: *takes paper and pen away from me* there’s something wrong with you

me: finally! a professional diagnosis!

[abutterflyobsession]

square up leggy frosty is back again

[abutterflyobsession]

this is for all the people who tagged this post as ‘unhinged’ thank you so much I am delighted

[abutterflyobsession]

every day is leg day for frosty

[abutterflyobsession]

[selifator]

@elodieunderglass horrible things with legs but make it festive

[quinloki]

It’s a beautiful day in autumn, and you’re a horrible sweater.

[lazylittledragon]

domesticating your vampire: a memoir

(beautiful high res version on patre0n)

[osprey-grace]

It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

You called?

[osprey-grace]

Omg hi im such a huge fan

[anxietyproblem]

[necromosss]

ehhh.... if it works

[fairy-magick]

[anxietyproblem]

Every time.

[liongrl321]

why am i like this

me to everyone: im so tired, all i want to do is sleep, i love sleep, i crave it soooo muchh.

also me when i actually get the chance to sleep:

[aroacepagans]

Pagan holiday’s are fun cus no one can figure out if they should preface their holiday greatings with “happy” “merry” or “blessed”

[aroacepagans]

@greed-the-dorkalicious you’re right and you should say it

[when-november-ends]

So true omg

[after-the-raven-deactivated2022]

BITCHIN’ YULE Y'ALL

[konoko]