Pandora’s Shell

J | 28 | she/her 18+ | MINORS DNI

[pandoras-shell]

Pretty much permanently on my NSFW side @aphroditesbox . Just follow and like from here at this point.

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[soreheadinamblemood]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Have a great day

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[valtsv]

thoughts on tiktok?

[valtsv]

my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

The worst part of anti industrial rhetoric is this assumption that everyone would be better off if all goods were made at home, sorry, I think women deserve to have a life outside of spinning

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[depsidase]

[sadclowncentral]

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

[sadclowncentral]

me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill

me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[tamamoland]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[norabee]

What if more characters were just. Fatter

And it's not like a plot point of their character, they're just treated normally or (audible gasp) appreciated for being fat

That'd be pretty cool i think.