Chipotle Is My Everything

I'm Ben and I can't do the splits. Wisconsin. Donate to my PayPal if you feel like it: https://www.paypal.me/banderson526

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

POV: you just moved to a new country and an enthusiastic classmate walks you through the morning routine

[ruffboi-mags]

The children have gone feral and I love it.

[0v9]

I think one of the greatest realizations I ever made was that I didn't have to choose between masculinity and femininity

[drtanner-dickery]

The sooner you realise that you can do literally whatever you want as regards to your gender presentation (or lack thereof) and just take whatever bits and pieces you like from wherever, the sooner you can start enjoying life.

[greenoniongang]

[splinterfree]

celery tastes like this picture

[nonbinary-adhd]

not to hate ableism and ignorance on main but if ur child tells u that they dont understand smth and didnt think to do smth thats “"common sense”“ and ur reaction is ‘i shouldnt HAVE to tell u to do that’ or ‘but u should KNOW this’ instead of trying to clarify what u expect and being patient w them then please for the love of god do some fucking research on ur kids adhd/autism or literally any mental illness/disorder before making them spend 18 yrs of their life convincing themselves that theyre just an annoyance to everyone for not understanding things like others do

[whitepeopletwitter]

[all-there-is-out-there]

This is what postmodernism

means

[headspace-hotel]

I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus

kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing

[jellisdraws]

*Opens book*

*takes 3000 Psychic damage*

*closes book*

“Neat!”

[demonius-darkblade]

got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”

[wtfisgoingonews]

IF YOU WANT BERNIE TO GET THE NOMINATION OVER BIDEN

Here’s what you need to do:

Vote for Bernie in your primary

There are still two-thirds of the possible delegates available so it’s not even close to being over yet. A lot of people think voting in the primary doesn’t matter but this is where you determine the direction you want to party to go & if you prefer Bernie over Biden then here’s the following schedule for the primaries:

“Democrats abroad” primary - (March 3rd to March 10th) If you are a democrat living outside of the United States this is your time to cast your vote. [website]

Idaho primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Michigan primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Mississippi primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Missouri primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Washington primary  - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

North Dakota caucus - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Northern Mariana Islands caucus - March 14th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Arizona primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Florida primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Illinois primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Ohio primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Georgia primary - March 24th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Puerto Rico primary - March 29th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Alaska Primary - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Hawaii primary - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Louisiana primary - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Wyoming caucus - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Wisconsin primary - April 7th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Connecticut primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Delaware primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Maryland primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

New York primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Pennsylvania primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Rhode Island primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Guam caucus - May 2nd [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Kansas primary - May 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Indiana primary - May 5th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Nebraska primary - May 12th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

West Virginia primary - May 12th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Kentucky primary - May 19th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Oregon primary - May 19th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

District of Columbia primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Montana primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

New Jersey primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

New Mexico primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

South Dakota primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Virgin Islands caucus - June 6th- [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

What the expect & how to prepare

In 2016, there was major flaws with in-person voting in states like Arizona. This election is exactly the same, with states like Texas and California having people in line waiting past midnight LONG after polls were supposed to close. This is blatant voter suppression and is meant to discourage you from voting. If you don’t have mail-in ballot in your state MAKE SURE to prepare for the worst: wear comfortable clothes, bring water, bring snacks, and get ready for whatever fuckery they might try to pull so bring an extra ID. 

If you work on the day of your primary or caucus HERE IS A WEBSITE that allows you to check your state’s laws on time-off voting. This will tell you info on the following:

How long your job is required to give you?

What exceptions there might be?

Whether or not it’s paid time off.

If you have to give advance notice.

Do you need to show your employer proof of voting?

How to volunteer 

You can also phone bank, text bank, or canvas for Bernie. Even if you’re in a state that already voted you can still do all these things! You ARE allowed to canvas out of your home state. Check your area, there are events happening everywhere or you can host your own. ALSO!!! volunteer as a poll worker if you can

AND!! if you’re fluent in multiple languages you can really help to get the vote out in communities that often get overlooked by campaigns. 

[wtfisgoingonews]

This is the current delegate count BTW:

And you can expect Bloomberg. Buttigieg, Klobuchar to pledge the few delegates they have to Biden, and who tf knows what Warren is doing at this point so GO OUT AND VOTE

[wtfisgoingonews]

If you are only 17 and want to vote for Bernie in the primary you might still have a chance!! If you will be 18 by the general election (Nov. 3, 2020) then you can still vote in the following states:

Idaho, Mississippi, and Washington allows 17 year olds to vote in their March 10th primary

Illinois and Ohio allows 17 year olds to vote in their March 17th primary

Alaska, Hawaii, and Wyoming allows 17 year olds to vote in their April 4th primary

Connecticut, Delaware, and Maryland allows 17 year olds to vote in their April 28th primary

Kansas allows 17 year olds to vote in their May 2nd primary

Indiana allows 17 year olds to vote in their May 5th primary

Nebraska and West Virginia allows 17 year olds to vote in their May 12th primary

Kentucky allows 17 year olds to vote in their May 19th primary

New Mexico allows 17 year olds to vote in their June 2nd primary

[wtfisgoingonews]

If any of y’all are still confused about what to do just message me and I’ll try to answer your questions. 

[wtfisgoingonews]

TOMORROW TUESDAY, MARCH 10 the following primaries will takes place: 

Idaho, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Washington, North Dakota, and it will be the last day for democrats living abroad to cast their vote. 

If you are 17 years old in Idaho, Mississippi, or Washington then you CAN cast a vote tomorrow if you will be 18 by the general election. 

[dragongrowlings]

The panic over COVID-19 causing people to hoard shit unnecessarily means I can't find medical supplies (like disinfecting alcohol wipes) without paying an obnoxiously exorbitant amount.

Generally healthy, able-bodied people don't need masks, exam gloves, or alcohol swabs to protect themselves against COVID-19. But chronically ill people and their caretakers do need those supplies to live their everyday lives.

Calm the fuck down and wash your fucking hands, ableds.

[dragongrowlings]

Able-bodied people and not-chronically-ill people are encouraged to reblog this, whether or not you're panicking over coronavirus.

[deactivatyng-deactivated2020082]

This is a legitimate concern. I work in the Veterinary Medicine field and we are short on many of the items we need to function and save patients lives on a daily basis - exam gloves, surgical masks, etc.

[systlin]

I saw a thing and thought it seemed like something you might find cool

-This is GENIUS-Systlin-

[flippyspoon]

the erasure of bernie’s jewish identity (for crying out loud-bernie’s dad’s family was wiped out in the holocaust)  in order to dismiss him as “another old white guy” seems like idk SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT.

[kristina100000]

i will use like and literally 10 times in a sentence because im pretty and my meat is huge

[setokyoul]

tumblr ac community: omg look at how cute the museum & shops are, look at all of these customization options for everything, I can’t wait to play with my friends and make more amazing memories🥺

twitter ac community:

[wtfisgoingonews]

If Biden gets the nom I’m really not looking forward to a bunch of rich daddy’s boys arguing who had less nepotism privilege. Oh yay children of billionaires and millionaires pretending they worked hard.

[dykevillanelle]

truly dying at the focus of this screenshot

[wtfisgoingonews]

[betweenparallels]

Tweet from LaDawn Stuben @ladawn Arizona Bernie offices are open! You can walk in and be put to work volunteering. We only have 10 days! Phoenix - 1027 East Washington St. West Phoenix - 3308 N 27th Ave. Tempe - 939 East Broadway Rd. Tucson - 1814 East 6th St. Flagstaff - 1600 W. University Ave. The timestamp is 10:34 AM, Mar 7, 2020

[mioxenoblade]

Are people aware that symptoms to disabilities and mental illnesses and stuff dont start when you get diagnosed? That symptoms exist before seeing a doctor? That expecting people to be 100% abled unless they have that diagnosis is incredibly fucked up? If someone is saying there’s something up with them, dont just shrug off until they have a doctors diagnosis, that shits ableist.

[mioxenoblade]

Came across this old as post of mine, and it still rings true.