I'm not paying you to do standup Mr. Squidward

My name's Addie and I like things (she/her/hers)

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[pangur-and-grim]

he's reeeally pushing his luck

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

Mx why are they so shaped.

[milanesa42]

Chuletas con puré

[0fficelady]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Made some stickers for when you just gotta express yourself with a failed cake

[ymutate]

Füsun Ürkün (Turkish Artist, born 1960)

"Ladybug", 2014.

Oil on Canvas, 25 × 30 cm.

Private Collection.

[mandymetaxi]

through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see one chants out between two worlds, number factory

[hawlucha]

guys. holy fuck

[hawlucha]

im not just OP im actually the hawlucha in the picture. místico later put me in a pokeball but we dont gotta get into that

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[surrealism-love]

The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[thewickedavatar]

rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING

[aceofsnakes]

You already know tf  goin on!!!, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm

Medium: oil, canvas

[luminouslumity]

[fanfarekid]

[milfsisyphus]

Did you guys hear some of Napoleon’s jewelry was stolen from the Louvre this morning by guys dressed as construction workers? They rode a lift basket up to the window and left on the freight elevator WHILE the museum was already open…… in and out in 4 minutes…… chic art heists are so back

[jv]

No but you can't post about this and don't drop the picture:

And the fact that the thieves fled on mopeds. While blasting Jacques Dutronc's "Le Responsable" (ok, I'm making up the music part, but come on, it just makes sense)

[jv]

Based on the facts, this is a picture of the suspects:

[aiiaiiiyo]

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

[corporatebigwig]

why did he eat this 

[shorthistorian]

#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare

Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy!  “Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife.  This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.

[pressconferencegazebo]

I have good news for the lesbians

[xenaskywalker]

Tag meme time

I was tagged by @zariadriannatomaz to post 10 gifs from 10 shows without comment

Tagging @holysweetcherryorchardtree @thoruls @coffee-in-that-nebula @itsapunnyday @startreq aaaand @angrywarrior69

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[transgenderer]

each chickpea has his own little studio apartment. spacious

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[roach-works]

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

[spacelazarwolf]

unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)