What if people had pet names and pets had people nanes
Brother: hey I'm going to go take Barbara for a walk
Sister: you'll have a heart attack fatass
Brother: fuck off biscuit
Friend: hey sorry man I have to clean Helen's cage and give her a bath so I'll be late
Other friend: oh my god Mr whiskers that's the third time this week
Friend: shut the fuck up nibbles she's my baby
Employee: hey sorry I can't come in today me and my wife have to take our cat Harold in for surgery
Employer: snowball I don't fucking care miss another day and you're fired get your ass down here
Employee: you know what Tweety go fuck yourself I quit

















