holding on to dan vladar for dear life

He/him bloggin a lot of hockey rn hope you're having a good day :]

[antrea]

[26.07.04 + more?] Philadelphia outing with Martin Psohlavec, Marek Sklenička, and Maksim Sokolovskii

as told through their instagram posts (martin, marek) and comments and PHOTOS in the comments

[somewhatinvested]

not to be dramatic but if you follow me and take tumblr content from anyone and post it to your unlocked twitter just do us both a favor and block me

[somewhatinvested]

in many ways these conversations boil down to “I don’t know how to explain to you that should care about other people” and if your first thought reading “people” is rpf subjects and not your fellow fandom creators and enjoyers we are operating on fundamentally different levels

[somewhatinvested]

I didn’t include tiktok originally because it never occurred to me prolific fandom spaces could exist there but not to be dramatic but if you follow me and take tumblr or ao3 content from anyone and post it to your unlocked twitter or tiktok just do us both a favor and block me

[coachplayer]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]

[notoriousmasc]

[tmobilepark]

ok. census time! because i feel like i have no idea what nhl/pwhl teams actually have a community with a presence on here. teams will be alphabetical by proper name across 4 polls. pleaseeeee don't vote in multiple polls!! i'm specifically trying to measure what people consider their "main" community on here (not necessarily the team you root for irl). you can pick one; i believe in you!! (click "show results" if you're curious about other polls)

no nuance. what side of hockey tumblr are you (mostly) on? (1/4)

avalanche

blackhawks

blue jackets

blues

bruins

canadiens

canucks

capitals

charge

detroit (pwhl)

devils

show results

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[tmobilepark]

2/4

ducks

flames

fleet

flyers

frost

golden knights

goldeneyes

hamilton (pwhl)

hurricanes

islanders

jets

show results

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[tmobilepark]

3/4

kings

kraken

las vegas (pwhl)

lightning

mammoth

maple leafs

oilers

panthers

penguins

predators

rangers

show results

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[tmobilepark]

4/4

red wings

sabres

san jose (pwhl)

senators

sceptres

sharks

sirens

stars

torrent

victoire

wild

show results

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

​ok done. yay! if you reblog this long ass post i will owe you my life

[washedupkam]

“ugh i don’t know why soccer players play up potential injuries and have all these fake dramatics! that would never happen in the nhl our big boy hockey players are so Tough and Manly.” dawg the golden boy face of the nhl laid motionless on the ice for a solid thirty seconds after getting tapped on the nose not even three months ago. nhl players bite their lips to try and draw blood to fake the severity of a high stick. i think you can live with watching a guy roll around on grass because someone’s cleat hit his bare knee.

[adelphenium]

never not thinking about flower in eyeliner.........

[prokopetz]

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

[calloutnevvegas]

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

[revretch]

….. Didn’t know most of that

[iamthekaijuking]

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

[revretch]

Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.

American flamingos just drink that shit

[bogleech]

(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.

When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.

It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:

[assuming-dinosaur]

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>...go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

[squirrledworld]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[washedupkam]

flyers yaoi lineup

forwards:

centers: mike richards, jeff carter, danny briere, claude giroux, nolan patrick, morgan frost, trevor zegras

wingers: travis konecny, joel farabee

defensemen:

jamie drysdale

[talonabraxas]

A gentle path in the marsh

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this

[hierophagy]

trying to empathize with a straight woman being ridiculed by a man but she's liking all of the comments saying "i hope one day he finds the man of his dreams" so now i need everyone to go to hell

[hierophagy]

no that man isn't mean to you because he's a closeted gay man he's mean to you because he hates women

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin