to the core

she/her | late 20s flop posting on main for the dopamine.

[pangrams-n-palindromes]

There are a lot of reasons that I’m excited to be done with grad school soon. But at the top of the list right now is the chance that my left eye will stop twitching.

[pangrams-n-palindromes]

Checking in two months later and IT HAS 🙌🙌

[gurlsrool]

I think it’s hard for me to understand the concept of not writing fic for yourself first and foremost because I have in fact spent my night AGONIZING over how to end a fic from fucking David Hollander’s POV

[upset-to-dead]

Ilya: Marly, I need to tell you something because you are my friend.

Marleau: Yeah whats up?

Ilya: I am bisexual

Marleau: ...okay?

Ilya: The fuck does that mean?

Marleau: I already know that

Ilya: How did you know?

Marleau: You've literally begged to suck my dick at least twice while hammered

Ilya: .....

Ilya: .....

Ilya: .....

Ilya: Did you let me?

Marleau: Uh, yeah. Duh.

[pangrams-n-palindromes]

I can’t believe I’ve been in fandom for like 18 years and the thing that is maybe getting me to finally write a fic is cliff fucking marleau/marlow

Call me shane hollander in 2017 the way I’ve been blindsided by Boston Raider #7

[fairycosmos]

clenching my jaw so hard i crack multiple teeth. routine drags me along but i wouldnt move without it. routine drags me along but i wouldnt move without it. routine drags me along but i wouldnt move without it

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[tinylilhollander]

The night before Shane might win his third Stanley cup, Ilya sends him the clip of his Stanley cup win.

Confused, Shane immediately calls him.

"Is this some new and unique way to psych me out before the final, Rozanov? I didn't know you had money on Detroit."

"No, I am sending for a good reason," Ilya laughs. "I know it sucks for us that when you win all your team will be kissing their girlfriends and Pike will be making out all gross with Jackie, and we will not be able to. So, I wanted to show you exactly where I first kissed the cup. It was on the top, right over where it says Ottawa 1905, left of where it says 'Challenge Cup'. I remember because I did this on purpose. We weren't anything then, but I was thinking of you. I couldn't help thinking of you. So if you kiss the same place, it will be a little like we are sharing a kiss. And only we will know about it."

And Shane feels the air clean knocked out of his lungs and the back of his throat get tight, as he barely gets out, "Baby, that's... Thank you. I don't know what to say. I love you so fucking much. I'll make sure you see our kiss, okay?"

"I will be watching. I love you, My Shane. Go show the world why Shane Fucking Hollander is the goat, okay?"

On the night Shane wins his third Stanley Cup, he kisses their spot on the cup, thinking only of Ilya, and longs for a day where he can pull him onto the ice like Scott did with Kip.

On the night Shane wins his fourth Stanley cup, he hoists the cup into the air with his captain, they both kiss the same spot on the trophy, and then in front of the world, on his home ice, Shane Hollander kisses his husband, and it feels like a promise fulfilled.

[dominants-dominion-v2]

Reblog if you love boobs and hate ICE

[delicate-viscera]

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

[pangrams-n-palindromes]

Life is a highway, or whatever

[bucksbeagle]

san antonio spurs fan eddie diaz walking into work tomorrow morning after turning the game off at halftime with the knicks down by 29 because buck walked in wearing a little apron and he wanted in that pussy only to find out the knicks won in the last 20 seconds by 1 fucking point after making a comeback in the final quarter

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[inthetags]

put the song youre currently listening to in the tags

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[noonwalkdiary]

i don't have an astigmatism. my sight is just blurry because of the love. love softens things around the edges

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy