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if I were a sense of purpose where would I be

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Everything is every color but the color that we see it. Like grass is every color but green. This is because no, the things don’t make those colors, they absorb EVERY color except for one and that’s the one it reflects and that’s the one that you see so grass is absorbing all light possible except green color and you see that green because it reflects it

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I’ve just heard someone use the phrase “are you jizzing me tight now” as opposed to “are you kidding me right now” and this is another reason tossing rascals as such into labrynthine tunnels should be socially acceptable

[phailinsiam]

ye olde transphobe at pride asking me who told me I was trans-

ME. IT WAS ME. I TOLD ME I WAS TRANS, BETH. YOU PATHETIC FOOL.

'you are a beautiful young woman' I don't think you realize how weird that sounds Beth

I suggest you shut up??? or maybe put your desire to ruin someone's day into like. environmental justice. start ruining the lives of oil barons. instead of harassing trans kids. and also kids in general. please leave the elementary schoolers alone, BETH.

oh I'm sure the trans kids existing is uh. hurting the gay kids????? what????? are you talking about??????

pride is awesome. pride is a protest. got crochet trans bee. it was amazing. fuck you Beth you can't take joy from me.

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Life is so much better when you can look at the transphobe and laugh at how sad what there doing is.

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ok I must know are you referring to “Beth” as a vague whole, or to a specific Beth? Because I could name a very prominent Beth.

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I think you need to pass a test to get into airports. One of strength. You shouldn’t be able to fly unless you have made your way through a 10 square mile underground labyrinth with traps and then once you do get through, you and your immediate family members (of your choice) get to skip the labyrinth for 10 years and go into an airplane. This eliminates the need for security because you need weapons to beat the monsters.

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me: I’m gonna have so much fun doing everything on this bucket list

my friend: Santa isn’t real

me, erasing everything besides the line ‘find out why do they call it a bucket list’: it was a stupid idea anyways

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Roger, baymax, and wall-e are the only reasons I would respect robots when they become sentient

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Canada is next

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Who would you kill to cause the least damage?

You go back in time to a date of your choosing at least 100 years ago. You have to kill one person of your choice, not to cause the best for humanities future, but to cause the least affect. Whom do you kill? Some rules:

They have to be famous enough to have their own Wikipedia page today.

They cannot have been involved in any military, such as a spartan or a Civil War soldier who happens to have a wiki page.

You have to kill your target as a baby, so you can’t kill them right before they’re gonna be killed.

Provided there is a 100% chance you would be able to find and kill the person of you choice without injuries, who would you kill?

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working in a metal detector factory must be exhausting. you have to look at sand all day and scream if you smell iron and you don’t even get paid that well

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the governments putting something in the water to make you hydrated. follow me and see how deep the rabbit hole goes

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Donald Trump is literally just 2026’s annoying orange.

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it’s been at least 12 days since the dinosaurs. I’m 100% sure they weren’t there last Monday but anything before then is iffy.

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just saw someone open up Roblox and ask ChatGPT what games he should play. 5 billion years my ass just detonate the sun already

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hospitals should have a button and if you press it, it makes a really silly sound - but it gets louder and louder the harder you press with no maximum

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Found this while walking around

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how many horses could you have before they stop you? Is there a limit of horses where They will say “no, that’s enough horses” and just not sell me any more?